Today's Joke: 01-22-00
Recently, while I was watching a rerun of Seinfeld at 11pm
after a long day in the office, I saw an unusual commercial
which made me look twice. It was a commercial for an Interactive
Microsoft doll. At first I thought this was a joke, but soon
came to realize that in its attempt to keep 4th quarter earning
high, and its stock price soaring, it had to diversify.
I tried to guess whether Microsoft was licensing the product
or actually making it. So I did some research and found out the
following in my pursuit of the truth. My conclusion was that the
product was conceived and produced in Redmond at Microsoft's
headquarters.
It is based on the following data.
* The batteries turned out to be non-standard.
Only Microsoft batteries work with the doll and
Duracell has already filed suit.
* A secretive anti-Furby rumor campaign has been
going on for the past few months.
* The doll speaks quite eloquently, walks quickly -
but then crashes into the wall -- repeatedly --
for no apparent reason.
* While the doll generally has a nice interactive manner,
she seems to get rather rude when in the presence of
the lawyer dolls and government dolls, of which she has
said "Oh, they are just recyclable plastic"
AND THE MOST COMPELLING REASON
* A report from the Wall Street Journal has learned that "Ken"
has received a large number of Microsoft stock options and has
reportedly been shying away from Barbie.

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