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Yo mama is so old her dreams are in black and white.
Yo mama is so stupid she cooks with Old Spice.
Yo mama is so old, she lived at the Gettysburg Address.
Yo family is so fat, I threw a rock in their window and hit everyone.
Yo mama is dumber then these jokes.
Yo mama is so fat she has to use the driveway as her ironing board.
Yo mama so ugly, she scares blind children.
Yo mama is so stupid, she jumped out of a building and went up.
Yo mama's so fat, she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out.
Yo mama so stupid she tried to drown a fish.
Yo mama so fat she buys her clothes in only three sizes: Large,
Extra-large, and Yo Mama Size.
Yo mama's so fat when she walks down the street with a yellow rain coat,
people shout "Taxi!"
Yo mama is so ugly, yo daddy had to put the mirror inside the medicine
cabinet.
Yo mama's so fat, when she went out in high heels she came back in flip
flops.
Yo mama so fat, when she went swimming in the ocean, the Spanish tried
to clame her as a new continent.
Yo mama's so ugly, she has to trick or treat over the phone.
Yo mama is so fat, during summertime she sells shade.
Yo mama so dumb she took a blood test and failed.
Yo mama's so cross-eyed, when she cries tears roll down her back.
Yo mama so stupid she bought a solar power flashlight.
Yo mama is so poor, she can't pay attention.
Yo mama so stupid it takes her an hour to cook minute rice.
Yo mama's so old her dreams are reruns.
Yo mama's so stupid, she sat on the TV and watched the couch.
Yo mama is so ugly I shot her and I died.




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