WARNING: Read this ONLY if you're PAST DISC 2. THIS IS A SPOILER IF YOU HAVEN'T!!!!!! TURN BACK NOW IF YOU HAVEN'T GONE PAST DISC 2!!!!!!!!! - This is a fan fic I am writing. It's not true. I was bored and came up with this idea. ENJOY! (Only if you're past Disc 2!) - Playstation - http://maxpages.com/ultimaforces/Outraged

Setting: Edea’s house

Edea walks in with a little boy by her side.
Edea: Children, we have a new little one joining us. Please say hello to Seifer.
Children: Hi!
Seifer: You will all BOW to me!
Edea: Go on and have fun playing!
Seifer stands there while a little girl with bouncy brown hair runs up to him.
Girl: Hi Seifer! My name’s Selphie!
Seifer: Worship me Selphie! NOW!
Selphie: Come on! Let’s play!
Seifer: OK. How about bow to me?
Selphie: Quisty! Come here!
A little girl with blonde hair with orange tints runs to them.
Quistis: Hi. I’m Quistis, but everyone calls me Quisty. You like the name Seify? Can I call you Seify?
Seifer: How about you call me God?
Quistis: I like Seify better.
A little boy with brown hair and a little cowboy hat runs to Quistis.
Selphie: Hey Irvy! Have you met Seify?
Seifer: My name is Seifer and you can call me master!
Irvine: Hello. You new, eh? I think you should get to know everyone. Sephy is a spunky little gal.
Selphie: I was brought here because I have a lack of discipline! Irvy’s here because he kept trying to kiss girls.
Quistis: I’m the toughest kid here!
Seifer: You’ve met your match. Why are you here?
Quistis: I organized a revolt against the parents. It bugged me how they had rules for EVERYTHING!
Everyone jumps by the sound of a yell.
Seifer: Who the devil is that?
Selphie: Oh, that’s Zell. He’s loud!
Seifer: You got a nick name for him?
Quistis: No.
Zell comes running to them.
Zell: Hi there! I’m Zell.
Seifer: Chicken.
Zell: I’m telling!
A little boy with brown hair and blue eyes walks to them.
Boy: Shut up.
Zell: Why don’t you Squall?
Seifer: Hmm…I think I found my jerk!
Squall: Come again?
Edea: Children! Come here!
Everyone runs to Edea, but Seifer slowly walks to her.
Edea: I got you all pet birds!
Children: YEAH!
Edea: Selphie, a dove.
Selphie: Dovey wovey!
Edea: A swan for you little Quisty.
Quistis: Ooooooooo…swan.
Edea: Zell. You have a baby eagle.
Zell: YEAH! AN EAGLE!
Edea: Irvine. Say hello to your new falcon.
Irvine: Sweeeeet! Is it a girl?
Edea: Yes.
Irvine: WOO-HOO!
Edea: Squall, a woodpecker.
Squall’s bird flies and lands on Seifer’s head and pecks at him.
Seifer: STOP! OW! Get this birdy off me!
Squall grabs his bird.
Squall: Mean old weasel.
Edea: And dear Seifer, a crow.
Seifer: Yipee.
Selphie: Let’s take em’ outside!
Quistis: Seifer, by the way, how come you’re here?
Seifer: I attack my parents with a fork.
Zell: I blew my parents’ ear drums out!
Squall: I sat on my butt all day in front of the TV.
Everyone runs outside. After a few minutes, Edea notices Seifer.
Edea: Seifer’s being a good boy. He’s playing with everyone and they’re birds!
Setting: Beach
Selphie: STOP! Stop it!
Quistis: Leave my swan alone!
Zell: You killed my eagle!
Irvine: You killed my female falcon!
Squall: You’re killing my woodpecker!
Seifer takes his knife and chops Squall’s bird’s head off.
Selphie: Did you kill my dove?
Seifer: Um…oh yes!
Selphie: Matron will be mad at you!
Seifer: I didn’t mean it.
Selphie: Didn’t mean it?! You just saw it right through it’s head!
Seifer: Who cares!
Zell: Meany!
Seifer: Chicken!
Quistis: Stop it!
Quistis grabs a rope and begins to whip Seifer.
Seifer: STOP! IT HURTS!
Edea: QUISTIS! Time out for you!
Quistis: He killed my swan!
Edea picks Quistis up and throws her in a corner.
Edea: Time out for 10 minutes!
Quistis sits there.
Selphie: Matron. Seify killed our birds!
Edea: 10 minutes!
Edea throws Seifer to Quistis.
Quistis: Hi.
Seifer: Shut up!
Edea: 15 minutes for you Seifer!
Seifer: Man!

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