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| Yo, whats up, this is Brendy, lead acoustic guitar for my band "Rymes with Purple", we used to be called "titled but we changed our name for some reasons, but i tell ya we didnt change it becuz a certain other band changed their name. we r the best band ever, and we didnt have to copy anyone for our name or our ideas, thats for sure i'll tell ya that much frend! we have JORDY our lead vocalist, BIG BLUE our drummer, Endres Our bass, Viner hahahahahahaahahahahaha,and me im lead acoustic and i know three coards, yeah and if you think yur so great then i'll bust yo ass! We spend our time making fun of people and playing our great songs! We have such songs as, "lopes is little", welcome to the snowed in challenge, "hello Kelly", "hello Allie", and beleive me all those songs sound completely different! Search around this site for more sheeat! |
| meet the band |
| Jordan-heh, jordan is a very funny and disturbed individual,hes been at our school for only about 3 months and he has the longest permanent record of anyone! an accomplishment if u ask me. Jordan in his spare time enjoys rapping and busting caps in that ass. his favorite food is doughnuts. hes the lead vocalist, "shut yo fuckin face mutha fucka!" Brendy- acoustic guitar, i am he, i like fighting and partying and having sex with your wife and or girlfrend, an interesting fact about me is that i enjoy singing opera and or kicking your ass, my favorite food is raw human flesh! "the worlds most ball busting cum mag! well i'm gonna read this on the plane! I'd hate to be the person next to me!" thats a true story. Big Blue- hes big hes blue, he loves ass! he like to fight and wrestle. in his spare time he rubs girls asses while blowing softly in their ear! He has never played the drums before until we told him to be in our band, his favorite food is fiesta beef soup! , "wow, look at that ass", "this class is only full of JEWS and NEGROS!"-Mr Kinkead Endres- bass guitar, cool guy, kinda quiet, he likes to wrestle and play lax. his bar mitzvah is May 26th! his interesting fact is that he is the only one that actually knows how play his instrument in our band! his favorite food is anything that tastes good, this mutha fucka eats alot. "britney spears doesnt have saggy boobs.", "WALSH!" viner-hahahhahahahahahahahahaa, whoo thats great stuff. D-Sac- He has made many guest appearances on our album with his maraculus slinky playing talent. He also raps in his spare time, along with token up some a dat sheeat, and kickin da shit out of anyone dat gives him crap. He has the coolest hair-due of anyone in our band, wait, anyone in our school, as well as the baggiest pants, way-to-go D-Sac! His favorite food is your Mama. "Sac!" "shut the fuck up!" |
| tour dates |
| "Rhymes with Purple" is going on tour any day now, we will be playing, Madison Square Garden, and The Hartford civic center. The band "Rhymes with Orange" will be our opening act, after that those muddafuckas can sit their asses down and let the real pro's do the work! Our HBO concert special will be sometime this summer, and me Brendy, am doing a solo album, called "original Irish drinkin songs and the old favorites" that is due out soon, but i am not breaking up wit my group. We actually our all doing solo albums later becuz our talent is limitless. And D-Sac will be accompanying(on slinky) us on our first cd,entitled "pink is prettier than my ass," in the song, "Cream Soda Shirtless." See you u dudes lato! |
| lyrics for a few songs |
| Welcome to the snowed in challenge: Welcome to the snowed in challenge! u get to win prizes and stuff, and if you get a question wrong you dont win any prize. thats too bad. The prizes are pretty crappy, even if you do win them. WELCOME THE SNOWED IN CHALLENGE, IT'S GONNA START... RIGHT... NOW! Hello Allie: Hello Allie. my name is mario, and i am going out with yoooooooooou. I want to make out with yoooooou. if we were alone in a room right now, i wood make out with yoooooou, This is a song about yooooooou, cuz i love yoooooooou, if i was a better writer i'd write more about yoooou, but i'm not, good-bye allie. Hello Kelly: Hello Kelly. My name is Eric, and i am going to make out with yooooou. i love to make out with yooooou, That is cuz i love yoooou, compared to brendy i have a really small shoe. so kelly can i get one cluuuue, can i make out with yooooouuu. Good-bye Kelly. Lopes is little: LOpes u r little. if i had a measuring stick i wood measure you, and then say wow, u r little. but i dont have a measuring stick. lopes, u make others feel large, cuz u r so small, u make people feel tall, even though most people r medium, u r very little! Cream-soda shirtless(with D-Sac on slinky): I was at this party, we had soda, some were the kind of soda called cream soda. I was kinda bored, what could make this more exciting lord, I ripped off my shirt, and i stood there, i got a cream soda from Big Blue, i opened up the soda and poured it all over me, then dan's dad walked in, looking puzzled and stuff, he rubbed his eyes then left, (chorus) cream soda shirtless, I wasnt wearing a shirt as i poured cream soda on meself, Cream soda shirtless, it was a good party when i was cream soda shirtless, cream soda shiiiiiiiiirtllessssssssss! Pink is prettier than my ass: I was pondering one day, of a a color i thought was pretty, i thought of green and blue and red and such. but the color i thought most pretty was indeed, the color pink. then i thought of other things, like body parts and stuff, and then i thought of asses, on a hot girl it would be pretty, but on a guy it aint the same, i think its genetics we have to blame, i think if it were pink it would be more pretty, (chorus): pink is prettier than my ass, I wish it didnt have to be this way, but hey, at least there is pink! maybe if they combined, a hot girls ass with pink, it would be the most, beautiful thing! IN THE WORLD! Everyday i ponder more, i ponder at school, and while buying things at the store. I wish only my ass could be more pretty, but maybe i can get some pity, from a hot girl, with a pink ass. (chorus) |
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