Homer Simpson
Homer was born on the 12th day of May of 1956. He is currently 36 and has been 36 since 1989. He lives on 742 Evergreen Terrace in Springfield, NT 49007. He has blue eyes. He is 6' and weighs 240 pounds. He has a wife named Marge, a son named Bart, a daughter named Lisa, and a daughter named Maggie. His father's name is Abraham. He won and lost four awards at his high school reunion:Most weight gained, most hair lost, most improved odour, person who travelled the least distance to be here. Homer has said woo hoo 24 times. His temporary solution is beer. He prefers briefs. The best day of his life was when he found a penny, followed by marrying Marge, and the third best is dancing around an overturned beer truck. He has visited space.
Marge Simpson
Marge is 34 years old. She is 8'6" with hair. Her shoe size is 13aa. She has 2 sisters Patty and Selma. Check to cover damages to Homer's car, a huge car of cash, money, a pacifier a cat, a dog, and a chicken have been found in her hair. She played the leading role in Oh! Streetcar. The first episode she showed her hair cap in was Homer's Odyssey. She got married to Homer Simpson in the 70's. |