Time Killa

There was a couple with a deaf-man and a deaf-woman. One day the couple is laying in bed and the woman used sign language to say, "If you want make love touch my left boob once. If you don't, touch my right boob once." The man then sign languaged back "You answer me, if you do want to make love pull my weiner once. If you don't pull it 100 times."

One day the teacher of a class was doing a fun class project each day of the week for the five senses. Friday was the last day so the teacher wanted to make it fun and tasty. They were testing their taste using a bag of lifesavers candy. The class was doing a great job guessing all of them correctly; cherry, grape,lime,lemon,orange,strawberry,and pineapple. But everyone was stumped when it came to Honey. The teacher tried helping them out and said, "I'll give you a hint, it is what your parents may call eachother sometimes." Then one of the kids stood up and spat his out and screamed, "GUYS, spit them out, they're ASSHOLE Flavored!"

Q: Why did Raggedy Ann get thrown out of the toy box? A: She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face, and moaning, "Lie to me!"