The first point of this theory would be to state the fact that millions of musical retards(or, for political correctness, musically challenged) are born each day in this great country. That's right, millions of people in our great country lack the ability to recognize the more complex parts of music. These people find joy in the simple, 1-2-3-4 beat of "pop" music.
Many people do not see foreign films because they are confused by the subtitles, this is much the same in music, they are confused by changes in beat, solos, and changes in voice tone and singing style in one song. These boy and girl bands that have been so popular lately guarantee them a steady, thumping bass beat, a high honey voice, and complete instrumental equality with no solos and no complicated bass or guitar chords.
This causes the musically challenged to go to these boy bands in droves. The complete morons do not even acknowledge the fact that there is music, they simply love the promise of a pretty face in designer clothing. Midi played on this page:Staind-Mudshovel
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