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| Okay, a blonde and a brunette are jumping off a building, which one hits the ground first? |
| The Brunette! The blonde had to stop and ask for directions! Why is she so STUPID? |
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One needs to understand the basics of light to understand this theory. White light is made up of all basic colors, when white light hits a surface, the surface absorbs all of the colors except a few, the color that is not absorbed is the color that we see when we look at an object. White objects absorb no colors, so they appear white. Black objectss absorb all colors, so they appear black.
Now for the theory. Why are blondes so notoriously moronic? Most people simply pass this off as a joke, but I have found a possible reason. When a ray of sunlight hits something that is almost white in color, the said object reflects nearly all of the light. Therefore, when sunlight hits a blonde hair, the light is reflected from strand to strand to strand until it hits the scalp and dramatically raises temperatures around the head. This causes brain cells to die and lowers the cognitive abilities of the blonde. Those with dark hair are not affected by this because the sunlight is quickly absorbed and dispelled at a safe distance from the scalp. This is why blondes are dumb and brunettes are not.
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