1.How far can a dog run into the woods? Half way
2.There is a house with four corners all of which are facing south and a bear walks by what color would the bear be? White you are on the North Pole
3.If a man walks in to a room and he has one match the room has a gas stove, a fire place, and a kerosine lamp which will he light first? The Match
4.What was the president's name in 1953? Same as it is now
5.You have two coins that equals fifty-five cents and one of them is not a nickel what coins do you have? One is not a nickel but the other is
6.How many animals did Moses put on the ark? Moses didn't put the animales on the ark Noah did
7.There is a clerk in a buter shop he is 6' tall what does he weigh? Meat
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