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 Hi...please have a seat.
Would you like a cup of coffee?
Yes, I mind if you smoke...but if you must...
 That music? Oh, that's dotWBMB. He's my good friend. I can introduce you to him.
Those pictures on the wall? Yes, I know quite a few famous people. I don't usually talk about it. They trust me to keep that a secret until I meet interesting people such as yourself.
The exception is this kid here. 
He's so starved for attention that he PAYS me to get people to notice him.
This guy is the ultimate in cool. You can't bring him down at all...7 days a week he's always up.
Here's someone who's much smarter than he looks. He hasn't got much up his sleeves, but when the cat is out of the bag (of tricks)......look out!
 Our little buddy here is an old fashioned charmer. He can't help he's so cute. Some of us are just born that way.
This lady here is one live wire.  She's a little older than she looks, but she can still knock'em dead.
 Having talent and wanting more respect is due to give you a real complex.
More people would listen to the guy if he wasn't so daft.
He'd also get more people to talk to him if he didn't spit when he talked.
Would you excuse me please?
 Don't let this guy's size fool you. He's got more imagination that you and I together...and I have quite an imagination!
I don't know what to say about my friend here. When it's all said and done, he's always got something intelligent to say, and lots of people agree with him. Whatever.
 I've told my speedy friend here time and time again he needs to slow down. He's always zipping around through life like it's all a big game.
...why not stay and have lunch with me? I never know what I want, so I usually go for buffet style.
 
   
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