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| PICK UP LINES & RESPONCES I know how to please a woman. Then please leave me alone. I want to give myself to you. Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts. Your hair color is fabulous. Thank you. It's on aisle three at the corner drug store. You look like a dream. Go back to sleep. I can tell that you want me. Yes, I want you to leave. Hey, baby, what's your sign? 'Do Not Enter' or 'Stop'. I'd go through anything for you. Let's start with your bank account. May I have the last dance? You've just had it. I would go to the end of the world for you. Yes, but would you stay there? Your place or mine? Both. You go to your place, and I'll go to mine. Your body is like a temple. Sorry, there are no services today. Is this seat empty? Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down. What's it like being the most beautiful girl in the bar? What's it like being the biggest liar in the world? Haven't I seen you someplace before? Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore. If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. If I could see you naked, I'd die laughing. Man: "Haven't we met before?" Woman: "Perhaps. I'm the receptionist at the VD Clinic." Man: "Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: "Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore." Man: "Is this seat empty?" Woman: "Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down." Man: "So, wanna go back to my place ?" Woman: "Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?" Man: "Your place or mine?" Woman: "Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine." Man: "I'd like to call you. What's your number?" Woman: "It's in the phone book." Man: "But I don't know your name." Woman: "That's in the phone book too." Man: "So what do you do for a living?" Woman: "I'm a female impersonator." Man: "Hey, baby, what's your sign?" Woman: "Do not Enter" Man: "How do you like your eggs in the morning?" Woman: "Unfertilized !" Man: "Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason" Woman: "Yeah! Let's pick up some chicks!" Man: "I know how to please a woman." Woman: "Then please leave me alone." Man: "I want to give myself to you." Woman: "Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts." Man: "If I could see you naked, I'd die happy: Woman: "Yeah, but if I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing". Man: "Your body is like a temple." Woman: "Sorry, there are no services today." Man: "I'd go through anything for you." Woman: "Good! Let's start with your bank account." Man: "I would go to the end of the world for you. Woman: "Yes, but would you stay there? |
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