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The archrival smurfs appeared to be no contest whatsoever as expected. The "let tanner shoot" defense proved to be VERY effective towards the end of the game resulting in an airball as expected from tanner. Led by the 3 from half court by white rice that didn't count, the gents finished the game in style. suck my "floppy johnson" as david coyle might put it. until next week, youll find us at the bagel bin/ calling matt maystricks house.
Gents 103 Smurfs 47 |
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Gents win once again with new "Let tanner shoot strategy"...improving to 5-2 |
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Player Profile: Andrew Hasebroock
Alma Mater: Saint Margaret Mary's
Favoritre B-Ball School: Duke (tratior)
Favorite Bands:Dope,Yankee Haters
Favorite Food: Filet Mignon with a side of Cheezy Poofs
What he looks for in a girl: amount of food they can hold, how much money they have, how big their house is, if they give me money, under 4 feet, likes nice feet
y haven't u gone to college:i didnt go to college for personal reasons that i wont share...i can't read/write and being made fun of in gradeschool will never lead me to further education at any level.
#1 Fan's take on this balla : "This kids got the j of jj reddick and cannot be stopped...when hes in the lane hes there to entertain....hes unstopable from anywhere on the court and is expected to put up more than 100 in a game this season....this kids got pure all around game on and off the court....in and out of bed....what a stud"
who do u look up to: Jack Jenkins
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(RETIRED) Andrew Hasebroock |
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Player Profile: David Coyle
Alma Mater: Saint Cecila's
Favorite Band: Hanson
Favorite B-Ball School: IUPUI
Favorite Food: Chocalte-Covered-Strawberries
He looks for Ladies: with Big Personalities
Self Described: "knows how to show a girl a good time while poppin jays" David Coyle
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Player Profile: Daniel Penrice........
Alma Mater:University of Saint Margaret Mary's.........
Favorite B-Ball team: CREIGHTON...........
Favorite Food: Subway! eat fresh........'
What he looks for in a Woman: lots of money and the ability to "pop the J"..........
Favorite Band:simple plan and yellow card and new found glory.........
What he likes to do in his freetime - practice the fade away jump hooks, talk to smarter child, steal lewis's watches, and steal from the poor and give to the rich.............
What you think of duke fans - i think the next duke fan i see im gona pull out my pencil and shove it up his throat and then id beat the funk outa them.........
What would you do with 100 grand - buy mexico and all of the people in it.
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Player Profile: Tom Barnard.....
Alma Mater: Saint Robert's..........
Favorite Subject: Honors Lunch..........
Favorite Food - anything that applies to atkins or the low carb diets................
Favorite B-Ball School:Toss up UNO, TCU, and Oregon.................
What you like in the ladies: well alota different things,, but ya no what .....this isnt even about woman, this is about life........
how do you think the team will do this year - ehhh well with me on he court well be a solid 300 but with me tending to the bench duties probly around a solid 950..........
favorite clothing brand - no comment..........
what do u like to do in your spare time - hahahaha what every other guy does...watch full house................
what would u do with 100 grand - id buy a huge kastle, but then id fill it with guitars, then id make a whole wing of it devoted to Chipotle and Taco Bell.......
Coaches take - When people think of Tom Barnard they dont think of the best bball playa on the court. they thinka the best dressed playa on the court. and theyd be right but this kids got some amazing skills to. i walked into practice the other day and i saw him nailing the 3 point fadeaway beerthrowin fan punchin metro shots like they were layups. no j (no pun intended)
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Hey Eddie how are you doing it has been a while since the season ended? how have you been feelin?.........
Hey coach yes its been a long time sicne our last game, but ive been feeling great. I worked out with weights all summer and got a t-shirt from coach barton, and I shot 1000 jumpshots a day. During the Offeason, Ive put on 35 pounds of muscle weight and grown a foot. I'm getting excited and looking foward to my seasnon with the supergents........
seriously ed you don't need to lie to get my attetion you will start when i say you will that's final but seriously no one on this organization has ever lost a game like you did alone on 2 free throws how do you feel about that, that people counted on you and you failed them is that a nightmare of yours......
Missing those free throws is something thats in the past, it just drives me to work that much harder so i never have to go through the pain of letting my teamates , caoches, and fans down.I still have some sleepless nights due to those freetrhows, and i wont ever fogregt that fateful day in the tin gym. Next question please......
eddie you have had a bad rep of being a unimportant prat of the sg's success mainly from the players how do you feel about that .......
i dissagree, the sg players have always been by my side through high times and low times...which i have had many of...I didn't score many points, bu i feel i helepd the team throguh encoruagment, deffense, and special teams. I look to improve my offesnvie game this year and without jace aroudn to score points i look to up my offensive prodcution.....
but ed many of the players including the now departed jace wanted you off the team it wasn't just your free throws in that game it was everything else the way you handled yourself how do you feel to be back even though you are on a hot seat that could potentionally burn you even if you say nothing....
i know my role on the sg wasnt to score the most points, get the most rebounds, or have 10 assits a game. but i feel im an impoartant part of the team and i acknleodge im not the best balla but im trying to imrprove hence my offseason tranining program.....
well ed that is all the time we have thanks |
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favorit food - barbeque chicken with a side plate of crab cakes
favorite bball skool - creighton, iona, high point
favorite kinda pizza - canadian bacon
what you look for in a girl - i like a girl who can look good in jeans, a t-shirt, and not a lot of make-up, someone who i feel really comfortable hanging out with and talking to, i like to have a friend of the opposite sex who i can let it all out on, i want to be able to tell her anything from the deepest depths of my heart. p.s.-i can be your hero baby, i can kiss away the pain..........
what do u think of duke fans - i think theyre all huge fools and they can go to hell especially andrew, im glad hes off the team
favorite band - red hot chili peppers, black eyed peas, jet, endless mirage (the true name of this band is "true rooms"), and cursive......
ur deep dark secret - when i was four i stole a nestle crunch bar from the neighborhood kwik shop and never gave it back
dream college - 1. creighton, 2. UNO, 3. was boston college until i found out andrew liekd them
what would u do with 100 grand - id eat it and throw the wrapper away........
what do u do with ur spare time - "playing mime golf (specialty is putting), eating vanilla ice cream while watching a few good men alone on stormy days and reciting "answers? you want answers? i have neither the time nor the inclanation to explain myself to a man who sleeps under the very blanket of freedom that i provide and then questions the manner in which i provide, id rather you just said "thank you" and went on your way OTHERWISE I SUGGEST YOU PICK UP A WEAPON AND STAND A POST, EITHER WAY I DONT GIVE A DAMN WHAT YOU THINK YOU ARE ENTITLED TO" ........
coachs take - umm hes pretty much covered all of it. but hes a hard playin kid that nos how to put the ball in the basket and the bullet in duke fans. this kid is amazing with his mad fadeaway 360 jump hook shots. they just take my breath away. i could see this kid goin division III. He was one of my top prospects and im mighty glad i got him
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