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| "I Was Robbed Blind By Lou Pearlman" JERRY: Welcome to the show. Today our guests are young music artists who trusted Lou Pearlman, and were taken advantage of by him. Please welcome to the show, the members of *NSYNC and the members of the Backstreet Boys. ALL: Hey JOEY: YOU ROCK MAN! I LOVE YOU JERRY! *jumps off stage and hugs Jerry* JERRY: OK OK JC: Joey! Get up here! JOEY: *pouts* yeah ok... *gets back onstage* JERRY: Alright. On *NSYNC's side we have, JC Chasez, Justin Timberlake, Chris Kirkpatrick, Joey Fatone...of course, and Lance Bass. CHRIS: (in deep voice) Hello Jer. JERRY: Could you not call me Jer? CHRIS: OK Jer. JERRY: ...right. And on BSB's side, we have Brian Littrel, AJ McLean, Kevin Richardson, Howie Dorough, and Nick Carter. NICK: *holds up a sign that says "I've met Aaron Carter"* And I'm single! JC: Um, is he ok? BRIAN: We're not sure, but we don't talk about it. It tends to upset him. NICK: *pouts* JERRY: OK, Brian. We'll start with you-- LANCE: Why? JERRY: Excuse me? JC: I think he means you should start with us. KEVIN: Why? We were here first! NICK: Yeah! You guys are always doin' this kinda shit to us! *puts his hands on his ears* IT HAS TO STOP! JUSTIN: What the **** is he talkin about? NICK: What!? Would you rather talk about how good Britney is in bed? Cause I know! JUSTIN: *jaw drops* You asshole! *runs for Nick* BRIAN: *trips Justin* hehehe...oops...I'm sorry AJ: And what about that gay little shrimp over there!? What's up with those clothes anyway?! What are you? Some kinda...chick like person who makes clothes *pauses* ...er? CHRIS: At least I don't steal Christina Aguilera's clothes! AJ: I didn't steal them! Brian said if I paid her she wouldn't tell! BRIAN: *hits AJ on the back of the head* SHUTTUP! JERRY: OK OK, this is getting a bit off the subject-- JUSTIN: **** YOU WANNABE PIMP! I SWEAR AS SOON AS WE'RE AWAY FROM THE BOUNCERS I'M GONNA WHOOP YO' ASS! BRIAN: *stands up* What is up with that accent!? You supposedly from Tennesee right? Not the hood! JC: WHAT THE **** DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHING? AT LEAST HE CAN WRITE MUSIC! YOU CAN'T WRITE FOR SHIT! AJ: OH? AND WE'RE SUPPOSED TO BE IMPRESSED BY A SONG ABOUT YOU CYBERING WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND!? OH YEAH! JERRY: OK OK just settle down. Howie what about you? You've been quiet...is there something you'd like to say? Just let that anger out...yell and scream, throw something if you need to just let it out. HOWIE: *stands up and gets a huffy look on his face* HECK! JUSTIN: Oh such language! JOEY: I know! *stands up and tries to grab chair but it's bolted to the floor* What the ****? Jerry you dissapoint me...isn't this what people do on your show? JERRY: Only the ones I pay...and I had to stop after that damn murder... JUSTIN: *glares at Nick* THERE'S GONNA BE ANOTHER MURDER AFTER THIS SHOW! KEVIN: oooo we're shakin in our pants! CHRIS: Or in your case Kevin, your skirt. Cross-dressing wannabe gothic freak! HOWIE: *cries* This isn't good for my morale... JC: GET OVER IT GAY **** UP! BE A MAN! IF YOU DON'T NEED SURGERY TO DO THAT! JUSTIN: YEAH! GO JC! BRIAN: OK, I know something's goin on over there! JC and JUSTIN: huh? BRIAN: Yeah I said it. It's about time someone did. *turns to audience* Come on you guys, we all know they're ****ing right? I mean come on...they're all over each other! JUSTIN AND JC: *look at each other and jump out of the their seats and away from each other* EWWW! MAN! TO BE CONTINUED....o http://www.maxpages.com/springernsync2 Invite your friends! Other sites by me: http://www.maxpages.com/alexallows And my Club: http://clubs.yahoo.com/clubs/alexallowsofficialfanclub |
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