now what I have chosen to select an excerpt from one of Shane McMahon's little outbursts.
The title of the excerpt is from a the Smackdown before Backlash, and was read by Shane Mcmahon himself. : ) : ) : ) : )
SHANE OMAC AND THE BEANSTALK(READ BY SHANE MCMAHON)
HELLO BIG SHOW. I SAW WHAT YOU DID TO TEST, SO I THOUGHT I'D TRY TO CALM YOU DOWN BY READING FROM THIS FABLE TO TURN THAT FROWN UPSIDE DOWN.
THIS STORY STARS A GIANT, A BEANSTALK, AND A BOY NAMED JACK, BUT FOR THE PUPROSES OF THIS STORY, THE BOY WILL BE NAMED SHANE OMAC.
NOW SHANE HAD A DAD THAT WAS ANGRY AND CRASS BECAUSE AT WRESTLEMANIA SHANE KICKED HIS DAD'S ASS. SHANES DAD WAS SORE. HE COULD BARELY WALK. SO HE CALLED SHANE OUT FOR A FATHER SON TALK. THEY STOOD IN THE RING FACE TO FACE, AND TOE TO TOE WHEN VINCE CALLED OUT FOR THE GIANT BIG SHOW.
"FE, FI, FO, FUM IM 7' TALL, BUT ME PLENTY DUMB".
SHOW GRABBED SHANE BY THE NECK, PICKED HIM UP OFF THE MAT, THEN CHOKESLAMMED SHANE DOWN WITH A FERIOUS SPLAT.
VINCE GRINNED EAR TO EAR UPON SEEING THE CRASH, SAID "YOU TWO WILL COMPETE THIS SUNDAY AT BACKLASH".
ONCE THE MATCH STARTED THE GIANT LOOKED HIGH AND LOW BUT HE COULDNT FIND SHANE.
"WHICH WAY DID HE GO?"
UP TO THE TOP OF THE BEANSTALK THE PEOPLE WERE STUNNED, THEY COULD BARLEY TALK.
THE FAIRY TALE ENDS WITH A MIGHT CRASH LANDING.
AND IT WAS ALL SAID AND DONE.
SHANE OMAC WAS THE LAST MAN STANDING!!!!!!!!!
I HOPE THAT YOU ALL ENJOY THIS SITE AND ENJOY THE FACT THAT SHANE OMAC IS #1, AND HE PROVED THAT HE TRUELY IS A GIANT KILLER.
I WOULD LIKE TO GIVE CREDIT TO THE FOLLOWING LINKS.
http://www.wwf.com
and
http://www.wcw.com


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