The Sharp Banana - The Menace in Your Fruit Bowl - Miscellaneous

Not a Lie

They know just when to strike. The sharp banana was sitting on the kitchen table, just waiting to be eaten. The parents and the sister were watching a movie. The youngest was bored and hungry. She reached up for the fruit and tried to open it, something that youngsters always have trouble with. The banana was ready. "OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!" The father came running. "What's wrong? Did you try to cut it with a knife?"

Of course not.

She did not use a knife. She had been warned many times that knives could hurt young children. But so, it seemed, could a sharp banana. But no one believed her, and to this day, it is a joke to her family. But she knows the truth.

The Sharp Truth

She knew that there were more Sharp Bananas out there. She had to warn the unwary fruit eaters of this danger. So she is. She types this now. She hopes that it will educate the visitors of her website.

Bananas are tasty.

There is no doubt about it. Their flavor adds the finishing touch to any smoothie. Banana cream pie would just be cream pie without them. And what would happen to banana bread and Banilla yogurt? You must not stop eating them. They are healthy. Well, most of them are. Continue enjoying the fruit, but use caution.

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