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Aging with Humor |
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  This is the way life should be... The George Carlin Theory: "The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A Death! What's that, a bonus? I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you live in an old age home. You get kicked out when you're too young, you get a gold watch, you go to work. You work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You do drugs, alcohol, you party, and you get ready for high school. You go to grade school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a little baby, you go back into the womb, you spend your last nine months floating... ....you finish off as an orgasm." -- George Carlin Understanding Aging   "Birds who fly faster, live longer" As We Age Our Sense of Humor is Heightened "Humor In An Aging Society"Carolyn H. Aust, RN, MS St. Mary's Hospital and Medical Center Grand Junction, Colorado USA Humor can help us smile while growing older By RICHARD GRIFFIN CNC COLUMNIST Wednesday, August 4, 1999 AGE VENTURE NEWS SERVICEAging AmericA Newsletter |
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 DR. SAMAND THE MANAGED CARE BLUES-BAND Dedicated To Equal Access To Music For All Americans "Seniors are the Nation's leading carrier of aids" http://www.acsu.buffalo.edu/~drstall/seniorai.html (Kind of an ageist sentiment but after all this IS a humor page) HERNIA Cartoon on Aging HIGH ON HUMORAGING JOKES MedLaffSTRANGE OLD LADYTHE NURSES WAITING ROOMWEIRD NURSING HUMORHOME HEALTH HUMORGET COMMITTED TO THE FUNNY FARMGood Clean Humor |
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 GEROPADYThis game tests your knowledge of geriatirics and gerontology. An address is given where this can be ordered. SHARKTALKA GAME THAT TESTS YOUR KNOWLEDGE OF LEGAL TERMINOLOGY |
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