Allow me to introdue myself. My name is Thevaultkeeper and I'll be your Master of Ceremonies, so to speak. I appeared on the scene at about the time geological formation took root. So, I guess you can say I've been around a real long time.
I am notorious for inventing the phrase... "Take Two" and my ability to light the stage and create the perfect paranormal sound effects, insuperable. I am the talent agent of all agents and my casts, bettermost in the industry.
My shows always selling out to popcorn munchers and shrieking mortals that can't seem to get enough of my ghastly presentations. I'm confident that I will continue to pack the theatre until the end of time.
My exhibitions are worldwide and open for all ages. So, what ya waiting for... Grab your nachos (extra cheese, please.), sit back and enjoy! |
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