Yuffie Drives - Fanfic about when Yuffie starts driving - Games - http://maxpages.com/pkmnffviiforum/Yuffie_Drives

Yuffie: Why must I deal with this embarrassment?
Katie: Cause I’m the writer I can make you do what ever I want you to!
Yuffie: D’oh!
Katie: Ha, on with the story.

Setting Yuffie’s classroom. Her teacher is explaining the rules of the road. Yuffie is bored.
Yuffie (in her mind): Oh gawd. I wish this day would end. I want to go to the hideout where the others are. I want to get back there I’ve got my temps an I finally get to practice with Vincent cause Sephiroth doesn’t want to anymore. I wonder where he went.
Teacher: Yuffie are you paying attention?
Yuffie: Uh…yeah.
Teacher: Well then, what did I just say?
Yuffie: Yuffie are you paying attention?
The class laughs.
Teacher: I don’t put up with class clowns! You just earned a detention.
The bell rings. Everyone leaves Yuffie stays at her desk.
Yuffie: Detention blows.
Teacher: What was that young lady?
Yuffie: Oh nothing.
One hour later. Yuffie leaves the classroom and is going to the AVALANCHE hideout.
Setting now is the AVALANCHE hideout.
Tifa: Hey there Yuffie! How was your day?
Yuffie: School sucks donkey’s ass.
Aeris: What’s that?
Yuffie: It blows!
Cloud: You finally learned!
Elena: Cloud your putting bad ideas into her head she’s only in high school.
Red XIII: How’d you get in here?
Reno: We’re only here to get drunk.
Rude: Besides we aren’t that bad anymore.
Cid: Sure and I worked for Shinra.
Barret: You did work for Shinra.
Cid: S*** I forgot!
Rude: Ha, we’re not bad anymore. We’re sick of taking orders from Tseng.
Reno: Yeah!
Yuffie: That’s nice. Anyway Vincent will you take me out for a drive? You promised.
Vincent (as if to say CRAP): Okay whatever.
Yuffie: Yeah I get to drive!
Aeris (to Vincent): Do you have car insurance?
Vincent (to Aeris): Yeah, why?
Aeris: Well uh…Last time she took Sephiroth out for a spin and we haven’t seen him recently have we.
You see Sephiroth in the hospital in a body cast. Then you go back to the scene.
Vincent: Did she kill him?
Aeris: No but almost.
Vincent: Okay. Uh bye.
Yuffie: Hurry up!
Cloud: Hey Tifa want to go to a movie.
Tifa: Okay!
Cloud, Tifa, Yuffie, and Vincent all leave.
Yuffie: Vincent get into the car.
Vincent (unwillingly): Okay…
Yuffie starts the car. They start driving.
Vincent: Hey Yuffie, did you really take Sephiroth out on a drive?
Yuffie (boldly): Yes, he is in the hospital now!
Vincent: S***bucket!
Yuffie: Wha?
Vincent: Oh nothing Yuffie.
Yuffie: Okey dokey! Let’s go.
Vincent is holding on tight to the car because he is already frightened of her driving.
Vincent: Hey Yuffie I’m going into the back.
Yuffie: Okay why?
Vincent mumbles: Cause it’s safer back there.
Yuffie: What?
Vincent: Oh nothing!
Yuffie: Okay Vincent where do we go from here?
Vincent: Uh…Where are we going?
Yuffie: To the movies!
Vincent: To the uh left.
Yuffie makes a sharp turn to the left. Vincent flies to the right side of the car.
Vincent: Woa!
Yuffie: You okay?
Vincent is scared stiff as the words ‘Have you seen Sephiroth lately?’ ran through his head.
Vincent: Yeah.
Yuffie: Okay, we’ve gotta catch up with Cloud and Tifa.
Vincent: No we don’t!
Yuffie: Yeah we do! They’re going to the movies too.
Vincent: Uh…lets not go to the movies. Lets just go back to the hideout.
Yuffie: Okay!
Yuffie makes a U-turn to turn around. Vincent goes flying in the other direction.
Yuffie: You okay back there.
Vincent is slammed against the car door. He looks like he is in a lot of pain.
Vincent: No, I am in a great lot of pain. I think my arms and legs are broken.
Yuffie: Then I better take you to the hospital.
Vincent: No just take me to the hideout I’ll have Aeris take me to the hospital.
Yuffie: Fine.
Vincent: Good idea.
Yuffie takes Vincent back to the AVALANCHE hideout. Yuffie runs into the hideout leaving Vincent in the car.
Aeris: Yuffie where is Vincent?
Yuffie: In the car still.
Aeris: Uh…oh.
Yuffie: He refused to let me take him to the hospital.
Aeris: Good.
Yuffie: Wha?
Aeris: Nothing I’ll take him to the hospital.
Yuffie: Can I come?
Aeris: You can come but you can’t drive.
Yuffie: Fine.
Yuffie hops into the back with Vincent who is by now knocked out and can’t feel any pain. Aeris gets into the front and starts driving.
Aeris: Is he even conscious?
Yuffie: No.
Aeris: S***.
Yuffie: You may want to hurry.
They arrive at the hospital quickly. Yuffie walks into the hospital.
Yuffie: Excuse me my friend is unconscious.
Nurse: Where is he?
Yuffie: He’s in a car out in the parking lot.
Nurse: Okay, we’ll deal with this.
A stretcher comes out to the car and in a few minutes Vincent is brought in.
Nurse: How’d this happen?
Yuffie: All I did was take him on a car ride.
Nurse: I see. Well you guys had better go. He isn’t doing great he’ll be fine tomorrow.
Yuffie and Aeris: Okay.
Yuffie and Aeris leave the hospital. The go back to the hideout.
Tifa: Hey you guys where’s Vincent?
Aeris: There was and accident.
Cait Sith: Did Yuffie get in a car wreck.
Yuffie: No, but somehow Vincent go hurt.
Barret: I wonder why.
Yuffie: What’s that fat boy?
Barret: Huh what’d ya call me?
Yuffie: Nothing (coughs under breath)fat boy.
Barret: Okay.
Red XIII: Let me get this straight Vincent just got hurt for no reason.(sounding confused)
Yuffie: Uh…yeah I think.
Red XIII: That doesn’t make sense.
Cait Sith: Yeah, there’s something missing.
Yuffie: He hopped into the back maybe he didn’t buckle. Cause the next thing I remember was him complaining that he was in a lot of pain. Then going out cold.
Cloud: I’ve had enough discussion over this I’m tired tomorrow we’ll visit.
Cid: Okay. Fine by everyone else
Everyone: Okay.
Yuffie: He may not want to see me I did do that to him.
Cloud: Don’t worry he’ll be glad to see you.
Yuffie: Okay.
Everyone goes to sleep. They wake up the next morning. Everyone is up.
Tifa: Hey everyone is up. At least I think. Where’s Yuffie?
Aeris: I think she went outside.
Tifa: Okay, I’ll get her.
Aeris: Leave her be. I think she’s upset of what she did.
Tifa: I’ll go talk to her then.
Tifa walks outside to Yuffie. Yuffie has her head tucked in her knees.
Tifa: What’s wrong?
Yuffie: This is all my fault. I wish I was a better driver.
Tifa: I’ll teach you how but it may be a little while.
Yuffie: *sniff* Okay.
Yuffie and Tifa walk back in.
Red XIII: You okay now.
Yuffie: Yeah.
Tifa: Let’s go visit Vincent.
Everyone leaves now they are at Vincent’s room. Vincent is in a room with Sephiroth and a Daredevil.
Yuffie: Uh…hey Vincent, sorry.
Sephiroth: You sorry to me too?
Yuffie: Not really.
Sephiroth: Oh.
Yuffie: Anyway I’m sorry. I brought everyone to visit.
Vincent: Okay…
Everyone: Hi Vincent sorry about what happened.
A nurse comes in the room.
Nurse: Okay guys visiting is over.
Yuffie: Aw man.
Everyone leaves.
Vincent : Hey you Daredevil.
Daredevil: Yeah.
Sephiroth: You think you’re brave right?
Daredevil: Yeah…so.
Vincent: You’ve never driven with Yuffie have you?
Daredevil: No.
Sephiroth: Then you can’t be that brave.
Vincent: Yeah we drove with her and look at us.
Daredevil: Ouch.
Vincent and Sephiroth: Yeah you’ve got that right.
~ Fin

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