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All the Final Fantasy characters are in the forest not really looking for anything.
Yuffie: Oh, great this is what we get for relying on Cloud’s so called instincts.
Tifa: I knew we should’ve gone right not left.
Cloud: How’d you know that straight wasn’t the direction we needed?!
Aeris: Well we don’t it’s just that you picked the wrong way.
Yuffie: I’m starved.
Tifa: Let’s stop.
Aeris: PLEASE STOP.
Vincent: Yeah, it looks like everyone is tired out from walking.
Barret: Well, s*** if we stopped every time someone was tired we wouldn’t get anywhere.
Cid: Let’s just walk you lazy a****!
Cloud: We’re bound to find the right way.
Yuffie: How long if we don’t stop soon I’ll pass out.
Cloud: I’m not exactly sure but……
Tifa: Oh great not another according to my calculations thing.
Aeris: Last time we depended on his calculations we ended up here.
Yuffie: I’m hungry, tired, and I’m stopping.
Yuffie grabs a sleeping bag and a pillow and lies down.
Vincent, Tifa, Aeris, Cid and Barret: Same here.
Everyone except Cloud does what Yuffie did.
Cloud: But…
They hear a sound in the bushes.
Cloud: What is that?
????????: Pika, Pika.
Cloud: What are you?
Pikachu: Pika-CHU.
Cloud: Is anyone awake?!
Cloud looks around and sees that everyone is sound asleep.
Cloud: D***. Well uh…
Pikachu: Pika-CHU.
Pikachu shocks everyone.
Tifa: What’s going on? I’d like to know.
Yuffie: Yeah, who interrupted my beauty sleep?
Cloud: Uh…sorry that rat shocked you.
Vincent: Yeah what’s with this rat? It shocks people.
Aeris: What’s your name?
Pikachu: Pikachu.
???: Hey Pikachu get back here you’re worrying me running off like that.
Cloud: Hey kid who are you?
???: I am Ash Ketchum of Pallet town. I am on a pokemon journey. I am with my friends…
?????: I’m Misty. I am here with Ash and…
?????: Hi I’m Brock.
Yuffie: Hey Ash you should watch where that little electric rat of yours walks off too.
Ash: Uh…sorry Pikachu just ran off.
Aeris: What are you guys?
Ash: I am a pokemon trainer from Pallet town
Misty: I am a trainer from Cerulean City.
Brock: And I am a gym leader from Pewter City Gym.
Cloud: So what are you doing here?
Ash: Looking for Pokemon and sometimes for our enemy Team Rocket who try to get Pikachu.
Cid: That is so god d*** amazing.
Misty: Why so?
Cid: We too are looking for our main enemy Sephiroth.
Brock get starry eyes looking at Yuffie, Tifa, and Aeris.
Brock (kind of out of it): There are three of them.
Ash: Here he goes.
Ash waves his hand in front of Brock’s face.
Ash: Woo ho Brock.
Vincent: What’s with him?
Ash: He always gets like that if he is around a beautiful girl. And I guess he saw three.
Misty: The only problem is that he thinks all girls are beautiful. Except for me.
Cid (kind of whispers to FFVII characters): Who wouldn’t think that?
Misty: I heard that!
Misty punches and kicks Cid.
Cloud: What do Pokemon do?
Ash: Well they have powers some that only a specific type or species of pokemon can perform.
Tifa: Hey do you guys want to help us?
Yuffie: Yeah but before you do what other pokemon do you guys have?
???? ??????: Allow us to introduce ourselves.
??????: To protect the world from devastation.
?????: To unite all peoples within our nation.
??????: To denounce the evils of truth and love.
?????: To extend our reach to the stars above.
??????: Jessie.
?????: James.
Jessie: Team Rocket blast off at the speed of light.
James: Surrender now or prepare to fight.
Meowth: Meowth that’s right.
Misty: We’ve had enough of your little speech.
Jessie: Enough with that give us your Pikachu.
Ash: No I won’t let you have my Pikachu.
All of a sudden Sephiroth pops out of nowhere. Pikachu hides in Ash’s book bag.
Sephiroth: Hello, I am Sephiroth.
Cloud: Sephiroth, why must you do what you do.
Sephiroth: I am chosen by the planet. Jessie, James, and Meowth will you be my allies?
Jessie: Only if you help us capture that Pikachu.
Sephiroth: Okay I’ll do it. So long
Team Rocket: Team Rocket is blasting off again.
They leave with Sephiroth.
Yuffie: Oh great…two more enemies.
Ash gets bug-eyed looking at Yuffie.
Ash: She is beautiful.
Yuffie: Ash hello!
Yuffie smacks Ash across the face.
Brock: Did he tell you he loves beautiful girls, too?
Tifa: Uh…no.
Misty: Yeah, he can get real loopy.
Aeris: Oh, well anyway do you guys want to join us?
Tifa: Yea, now that those two eighteen year olds are helping him we’ll need help too. He is hard enough to beat him.
Ash gets loopy again.
Ash: We’ll join. Yep, let’s join.
Yuffie: I’VE BEEN WANTING TO KNOW THIS, WHAT KIND OF POKEMON DO YOU HAVE?
Misty: I have Staryu, Starmie, Horsea, and Togepi.
Ash: I have Charizard, Pikachu, Squirtle, Bulbasaur and Pidgeotto.
Brock: I have Vulpix, Onix, Geodude, and Zubat.
Tifa: Wow that makes thirteen.
Yuffie: What is Squirtle?
Ash: Tiny turtle.
Yuffie: Aww can I see it?
Ash: Uh…sure.
Ash calls out Squirtle.
Yuffie: Aww, Squirtle is so cute.
Squirtle: Squirtle, Squirtle.
Ash: Squirtle return.
Yuffie: Bye Squirtle.
Pikachu walks over to Yuffie.
Ash: Ha, ha, ha… it seems to me that Pikachu likes you.
Yuffie: AAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!! Not that Rat!!!!
Pikachu: Pika, Pika.
Pikachu walks back to Ash.
Ash: It’s okay Pikachu.
Aeris: I guess we better get on our way.
Cloud: Yeah, we aren’t going to get anywhere if we sit around like this.
Yuffie: Really let’s go for a bit then set up camp.
Everyone walks for awhile. After about and hour Yuffie all of a sudden passes out.
Vincent: I knew we should’ve stopped for longer then an hour.
Cid: Yea we should’ve.
Barret: Yeah I know.
Cloud: You were the ones who didn’t want to stop.
Cid: Well neither did you spiked boy.
Yuffie wakes up. Yuffie points at Cloud.
Yuffie: This is all your fault you spikey headed jerk.
Cloud: Hey, fine we’ll stop here.
Ash: That’s good.
Yuffie: I’m hungry!
Everyone’s stomach growls.
Everyone: Me too.
RedXIII: Finally someone made a good choice. But who is going to cook?
Brock: I can cook.
Yuffie: Hey Ash and Misty is he a good cook?
Misty: Yeah, you’re lucky he’s cooking.
Brock: Dinner is served.
Cait Sith: Wow that was fast.
Tifa: Really!
Yuffie: Thank goodness. I almost passed out…
Ash: Again.
Yuffie: Again?
Misty: Gawd Yuffie that was only ten minutes ago that you passed out.
Yuffie: I guess I forgot.
Vincent: Talk about short-term memory.
Yuffie: No one asked you, you freak.
Vincent: Just because I had JENOVA cells put into me that doesn’t make me a freak. And just because I can evolve into monsters that doesn’t make me a freak.
Yuffie: I don’t care anymore I’m eating.
Everyone eats. Yuffie and Ash are sitting by a River.
Yuffie: Ash.
Ash: Yeah.
Ash gets bugged eyed again.
Yuffie: That’s just what I was going to ask. Why the h*** do you always look at me with those bug eyes.
Ash: I kind of have a crush on you.
Yuffie: Uh…okay.
Ash: Did I just say that?
Yuffie: Uh…yea.
Ash: Oh…bye.
Yuffie: Bye.
Ash runs out and runs by Tifa spinning her around.
Tifa: Yo, Yuffie what’s with him?
Yuffie: He just told me that he has a crush on me…
Tifa: Aww that’s so cute.
Yuffie: Yea, it must be like puppy love he is only ten.
Tifa: Yeah, he’s a little cutie.
Yuffie: I know, I don’t even think he meant to tell me…after he told me he said oh…bye.
Tifa: Well get used to it Yuffie. A lot of younger boys will like you because you look younger then you are.
Yuffie: I’ll try.
Tifa: Okay bye.
They both go to the camp. Yuffie gets into her sleeping bag. She feels something.
Yuffie: AAAAHHHH!!!!
Pikachu: Pika-CHU!
Pikachu shocks Yuffie.

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