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| Sign the Guestbook All the way at the bottom!!!! ***ALL ABOUT ME, NOT YOU*** Pictures of Me: http://www.geocities.com/almightyzoof/pics_Broon1.html My Online Journal: http://www.xanga.com/BROON Pictures from Eagles Training Camp: http://www.geocities.com/almightyzoof/index.html Yea, yea you know it. It's the one and only BROON. Real name is Brian, I'm 18 and I live in the Northeast Philly, best place to be. I am a freshman at Temple University. I went to Northeast High School and played varsity football there as a Off/Def Tackle (that's right, #60). I am currently working as a free-lance burglar. So if something of yours was stolen, I probaly stole it. Representing Royal Cack Inc. Watch out for those hooded white men, you know the Militia is in. Philly is the place to be, I been through all end of this country (except the far northern part, not a fan of cold weather) and nothing is better than here. I lived in the city all my live and plan to be that way. When I grow up I am going to be an archbishop or a plumber. So you can eat my ROYAL CACK. I like to hang out with my girl, hang with friends, hang out with funny looking black people, party, drinking excessively, drive around in my mom's minivan (sorry ain't got my own car), playing sports outside, watching pro football, basketball and baseball, going on the computer, being lazy, burglary, watching reruns of perfect strangers on t.v. and other shit. Oh yes, i am the person that your parents keep telling you to stay away from. Yea i'm still a momma's boy. MY EMAIL ADDRESS: almightyzoof@yahoo.com MY SN: xxx BROON xxx GO ME --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ***WHAT'S UP***: Those Guys: Marc - You are my son and i always got your back. Too many memories Never forget the good times. Brett - The OX, You love that Voyager and Liz! Driving round the hood till 4 am, crazy times, dont forget NE Paul - P. Biddy, yea you're white, and you're a SLUT! MAN WHORE! Lemur Pat - Hank Fraley, fix your hair, you're a professional alcoholic and you comitted 20 felonies Rich - Beans, James Thrash, haha good times since 7th grade, Family Feud Host, holla Donte - Dontizzle! Iverson! Some for that, Some sauce, Feels like nothing at all! John - Stay true with the clique and don't fall into a trap. You damn Llama hunter Tom - What's next? Drive By Murder? We need eggs to call it a night. Ca$h - My brother, can't wait to get the Dudes of Plenty c.d., Good luck with the band Mike J. - You're so white, but it's cool. Leutenant Dan! You got spanked Chris - Your 17th Brithday party was celebrated at Cry baby Bridge. Hope you had fun Walt - Remember you used to never come outside with me and rich...you still don't Steve - Dont u love working at RSVP. Making fun of Bob and Bill never gets old Chitch - We known each other too long, Chitch-Unit! Puppet! basketball torunaments, haha John P. Hurkel - You will pay for what you have done for me. My lovely women: My Girl Kimberly - Yeaa Girl, we known each other for a while working at RSVP or hell, thru Northeast and now Temple. We finally together and everythings been amazing. Never forget our fun times: getting caught! My neck torn up with hickies, dirty dice, our son DeShaun, You're crazy and I'm nuts, the Liberator, white baby with Curly fro, my parties, chillin at school, 5 Kids?, NYC, My Three Rules, My many expeditions, Notes at work, Beefcake! But i dont like your B/f Hines. I Love You 11/16/03 Maryliz - hot hotel party, fun times at work, and you go out with Avant? Meggy - You're so retarded, I know you like Bob Stacie - My hairstylist, Ha we've been firends for while, keep it that way, you're the best Ashley - Yeeeeea, Bengaysalem, here comes company, good stuff, dont forget me Angela - I will package you!, lol you still have my socks? Stephanie - Whats up Britney - Ne Football was fun and you played at jardel, Not bad! Michelle - Wassup babe, You were a great manager, lol Amy - Haha, remember northeast field? Good luck wit everything Whats up to everyone else at school, work and hell. To ALL MY NE PEOPLE: Imma miss yall never forget the great times we had, and never forget me!!! Love you all *Class of 162* Ah yea Whats Up Marc...we're Po' folks. Sitting at Nonna's porch, in bare feet and in overalls, nodding our heads to our coutry hip-hop and eatign our fried chicken. Victory and her black boyfriend! In-salad or Out-salad,?, Laundry and hot Jello! Marc: The Movie, Rubbing the cat with stubble makes you smarter. Volleyball to 100. Nonna's house. S.T. Comics. Our Dunk Contest. Going to Gallery, Destroying the basement, Never forget the great times, You my bro...fo money, fo life July 7th - 14th 2003, the beach trip: the sickest week of my life. Peace to all yall!!!!! Sorry to n e 1 i forgot. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ***STUFF*** MY FAVORITE MOVIES OF ALL TIME (not in favorite order) >Black Hawk Down >Kentucky Fried Movie >1960 Batman >Day of the dead >All Friday 13th and Nightmare on Elm Street movies > Scarface My mission in life is to see every Arnold Schwartzenegger movie. "You are mine now, you belong to me!" "Who told you you can eat my cookies?" "What kind of priest would try and kill someone?" "Who...are you?" --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Fav Rappers: Original Cash Money Millionaires (Juvenile, B.G., Turk, Lil Wayne, Baby, Mannie Fresh) Nas, DMX, 50 Cent & G Unit, Jedi Mind Tricks, Petey Pablo, Mobb Deep, Notorious B.I.G., Ludacris, Twista, U.T.P. Playas, Pastor Troy, Mack-10, The Lox, Eminem, Xzibit, Three 6 Mafia, Wu-Tang Clan, Fat Joe, St. Lunatics, Tupac, and Royal Cack Inc. Top 5 Best Songs of All Time: 1. "Hail Mary" - Makaveli/ 2pac ft. Outlawz 2. "Why Ya Hatin" - Three 6 Mafia & Cash Money Millionaires 3. "Spittin' Game" - Hot Boys f/ Bullet Proof 4. "Gangsta's Up in Here" - RAM Squad f/ E-Wreks & Wiz Gam 5. "Kisha" - Lil Wayne f/ Hot Boys --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Best NFL teams: - Eagles - Chargers - Bengals hated nfl teams: - buccaneers - giants - cowboys Best NBA teams: - CAVALIERS! - Sixers - Blazers hated nba teams: - Grizzlies - Hawks NCCA basketball team: - Maryland Terapins NCCA football team - Florida State Seminoles The sports role model for children everywhere: RON ARTEST: Stats: Season: 02-03 Team : IND PPG: 15.5 Suspensions: 12 Games Flagrant Fouls: 6 Also refuses to shower after losses, has anger problems, broke a picture of himself during a game, and was named the "Most Scariest Man in the NBA" by ESPN the Magazine. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Thought of Life: by Brian and his many corny ass friends - Isn't it stupid how u ask out a girl and she says "Oh, sorry, but i really don't now you that well", but then if u know her too well she says "Oh, sorry, we're too close friends". - Why do you say your taking a shit, when u aint taking it away from anything or anyone, and ur actually leaving it in the toilet......so odd. - Why when do you say "this a picture of me when I was younger", when actually every picture is from when ur younger..not like you take a picture of the future when ur older. - How odd it is that black people have been fighting to sit in front of the bus, yet now they own the whole back of the bus. - Whatever happened to Preparations A through G? - Mike's commandment: With every clique of ugly girls there is always one hot girl...and the same with a group of hot girls, there's always one ugly one - Quitters never win....unless they quit smoking - Why do girls wear slutty clothes and get mad when guys check them out. Fuckign bitches. (more coming soon) --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Quotes: "It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man" - Jack Handey "I hope life isn't a big joke, because i don't get it" -Jack Handey "I wish I had a Kryptonite Cross, becuase then you could keep both Dracula and Superman away" - Jack Handey "When people say it doesnt matter if you win or lose, it's if you have fun....that's bullshit. Winning is better than losing, winning is everything." - Football Coach at Judge "No matter what happens, always stay strong and keep your head up, let nothing bring you down" - Me "2nd place is 1st place loser" - tom's shirt "4 money.....4 life!" -me and marc....makes no sense "Why do your c.d.'s have wierd names like, English Project, I got the Work and Rich hood?" -Adrian, u fucking fool "Somebody called for you...it was either Rich, Mitch or Bitch" - gay adrian "Rememberin Home Alone when he went down the stairs on the sled.....that was cool" - corny-assed rich "Zoofinator? is that like the name for a super soaker?" - Rich, the best-call of 2001 "20-20? Where's Barbara Walters?" - Mike, Weak joke of 2001, but so weak it was funny "A girl's virginity is like Pringles....once it pops, the fun don't stop" - Mike's great call "You answer me like i am Jesus Christ himself, and if you fucking lie to me, may your mother die of cancer of the eyes." - Tony Soprano "Deja Vu? Is that Joe Vu's sister?" "...When you're on top, you find out who your enemies are. When you're down, you find out who are really your friends." - Ken Griffey, Jr. "Me, Paul, Brett, and Pat; the next Ghostbusters" "I'm from Florida, and down there we have this drink called a Royal Cack. I was wondering, do you serve this drink up here in Pennsylvania?" - Me to Nifty Fifties waitress "All I have in this world is my balls and my word...and I don't break 'em for no one." - Tony Montana "I might as well rip this bracket and use it for papers to roll my marijuana" - Moke, on doing bad in the NCAA Pool SO SAY GOODNIGHT TO THE BAD GUY |
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