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Hey welcome to my website! I'm Janine but i guess that you already know that cuz then you wouldn't be at this website.LOL I'll try to update as much as possible.And if you have any tips on how i can make my website better then tell me k?
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LUV YA ALL!!! HUGS AND KISSES, NEEN!!! or as other know me nini, :O ninipoo gee thanx krystyn!! and red!!! Normal people also refer to me as Janine! but call me what ya like! ^_^
P.S. As you may or may not know my email is twisted_light@hotmail.com So if you need to contact me for any info. TA DA!!!! It's here.
 
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Hmmmmmmm some of my favourite bands/singerz(psst not in order) would be green day, yellowcard, usher, qwen stefani,U2,50 cent, missy elliot, ciara, counting crows, good charlotte, 3 doors down, goo goo dolls,eiffel56,weezer,pearl jam,mike jones,ricky martin xD,Petey Pablo,rammstein,offspring,AC hammer,snoop dogg,billy talent,B3,Christina Milian,Caesars eminem,evanescence,lonestar, maroon5, fat joe and the terror squad, T.A.T.U, Kelis, Pink, Baby Bash, Kelly Clarkson, K-os, Destiny's Child,coldplay,oasis,simple plan,blink182,david usher, kurt and ahhhhhhhhh can't think of anymore so i'll add more when i remember more.LOL
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Hmmmm i have a lot of favourite sports my absolute favourite is probably basketball. But second place is tied with(prepare yourselfs): soccer, tennis,volleyball, badminton, baseball, hockey,dodgeball(and yes it counts as a sport) and swimming.
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AHEM PREPARE FOR THE AWESOMEST CHAPTER OF ALL! |
The Chronicles Of Laughing Our Asses off PART ONE: |
PREPARE FOR LAUGHTER!!!!!! BWAHAHAHA
purple is invading this section!but do not be alarmed! They could come in peace.
Nelly: Janine what's the number between 4 and 5?
Janine: uhhhh nelly think hard about what you just said.
Nelly:......ooooo hehehehe.........
Janine:Nelly what's 500x2?
Nelly:....6?..7?....3,000?...5,000?????
Janine: No Nelly it's 1,000
Nelly: i knew that i just didn't wanna scare you by saying the right answer right away.
Krystyn is sitting at Rocco's desk during lunch.Rocco walks into class and says "get outta my seat!!Krystyn says no why can't i sit here?Rocco says"cuz it's my environment".Krystyn says well sit in marco's seat.Rocco says " no that's marco's environment." Krystyn:"FINE I'LL MOVE!!Rocco leaves class to get his lunch.Krystyn looks at us with her back turned to Rocco and says he's soooo STUPID!!!Unfortunately he is right behind her and says ahem! Then Krystyn goes"......o...Hehehee....
brittany: "YOU HAVE A DESK?"(when we're all in school sitting in our desks!LOL)
We're all sitting playing a quiet game of cards when suddenly Brittany goes"YOU CAN'T BURN THE TWOS!!!!!" Everyone jumps in their seats.LOL
Mrs.Dent: Ok tomorrow we are going outside to finish painting our saints.
Janine: WHAT? WE'RE GOING OUTSIDE IN THE SNOW????????
Mrs.Dent: No actually we're going in the hall.
Janine: Oops
IN THE HALL:
Janine: look nelly it's daniel
*Nelly squishes my arm, killing it*
Nelly:OMG UR RIGHT!
Janine: Yes nell that's my arm and yes you are in fact cutting off my circulation.
Nelly: OMG I'm sorry i was just too busy...ummmm
Janine: drooling over dan?
Nelly: YUP!!!
During Recess: Kyle is having the time of his life by occupying his bum pockets with his hands...Yes you guessed it! KYLE IS FEELING HIMSELF UP!Sorry krystyn it's the sad truth.
Janine: Krystyn whoa look at kyle his hands are in his butt pockets! EWWW!
Krystyn: He's probably gonna stop......THERE HE STOPPED HA I TOLD YOU!!!damit.....he's doing it again...
Janine: Krystyn? What are you doing with that frog???
Krystyn:CAN CAN CAN YOU DO THE CAN CAN? CAN YOU DO THE CAN CAN?CAN YOU DO THE CAN CAN?...
Janine: Krystyn let me take the frog now....
Krystyn: NO LEAVE BACHELORETTE NUMBER TWO ALONE!!!
janine: krystyn are those pants? krystyn: NO!!! they're the latest style! they're KAPANTS DUH!
At my sleepover at about 10pm Megan went to get her sleeping bag cuz she lives 2 houses away and on her way back she brought her flashlight and shone it at my window.nelly thinking that it's a robber or something screams and jumps on me crashing us to the floor and i got painful bruises to prove it :P. Oh and thank you for breaking my curtains when you attacked me NELLY! lol
LMFAO!!!!!! We went to a movie theater for my birthday and we had a HILARIOUS moment.We all decided that we would race to the bathroom to get the best stall.Then Meagan accidentally pushed me and i stumbled into krystyn and EVERYBODY IN THE THEATRE saw her fall...KaBoom!Then she got up as quick as she could and scurried into the washroom where she could hide.hehe and her flip flops looked really retarded b/c she didn't have the time to fix them
Janine:nelly guess what? me and krystyn are inviting our very kewl friend Giant Johnny to the sleepover!Nelly: Ew isn't Giant Johnny the name of a type of underwear? Janine:no.... Nelly: OMG LOL i was thinking of longjohns!
Krystyn and i were listening to back then by mike jones and we got the lyrics totally wrong: what we thought the lyrics were: take me oh hippo,now i'm hot ho zone!what it really was:Back then hoes didn't want me, now I'm hot hoes all on me.LOL wow we were stupid xD but it wasn't our fault cuz that dude talks gibberish cuz his teeth are honstly replaced with metal O_O scary
Nelly had a fantastic idea(which wasn't really fantastic) about going to the school...hmmm i wonder why? i know that it's not because DANIEL'S house is right beside the school. Anyways we plan on getting there by riding my bike.So nelly gets on the handlebars and i have to pedal. We've never riden that way so we were stupid enough to actually try it and crashed into a car.O_X owch! Don't worry we survived!(barely) and now we're pro. =D
OK THIS MOMENT IS SO FUCKING HILARIOUS!!!! ok at least it is for me because it embarassed Brittany and i love rubbing it in when anything embarassing happens to her.Gotta be me to understand.Ryan came up behind us and said BOO!! And everyone screamed except brittany.And ryan goes ha you guys are so easy to scare.Then britt looks proud and says not me. Then ryan says of course cuz you're the manly one of the group! LMAO!LMAO!LMAO! ha i had a the longest laugh attack after that and then everyone started laughing at the sight of me dying of laughter and gasping for breath.xD the cycle of laughter is quite funny, especially when it is caused by one certain manly brittany.
I tired so i add more moments l8er.
TO BE CONTINUED......................
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This section of the website is extremely funny.Therefore i am not responsible for any broken ribs, hoarsed throats etc. Just a warning.Not to be viewed by people who might get laugh attacks!
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