This is my embarrassing moments page. Some will be taken out of magazines, but if you mail me yours I will put in in here. Please keep yourself anonymous, but you can put your first name or E-mail address if you like.
Here are some of the oh my!'s that I've collected.
In French class, I was picked to write a sentence on the board that included the term for roast. I intended to say that I eat animal products, which I reffered to as des animaux. Hopefully my friends will still trust me with their pets, bacause what I actually wrote was I eat live animals.
While keeping an eye on my younger sister at the pool, I happened to notice a very sexy swimmer doing flips at the diving platform. I almost passes out when he actually came over to talk to me. But even more surprisisg was that he spoke to me in Polish, which I coincidentaly know. He was wondering if the girl I was watching was my sister, but I was so flusered that I responded, Yes, my daughter. One look at his terrifying expresion and my major mistake dawned on me. Needless to say, he didn't hang around.
I was at the prom, and we were all outside, waiting to get in. All of the sudden, a burst of wind sent my dress flying up in the air. The only pair of underwear that had been lying around was my sister's Barney underwear, so thats what I was wearing! After that, I was the aughing stock of the school!
I was at the prom and was telling my best friend about my crush. Suddenly, the DJ announced that there was a dedication from my crush to... and said my name! I started screaming and jumping up and down. The dance floor cleared and I walked out to my crush. But when I got out there, he said, " Why did you come out here? I wasn't talking about you. I meant the other girl ( with my name)." I ran off the dance floor. That was the worst night ever.
I bought this beutiful dress for the prom. I'm a little flat, though, so I wore those things that make your boobs look and feel bigger. At the prom, I started to dance to this fast song, and I smacked my head into the prom queen's boobs while she was walking by. She got really mad and said, " You know,some of our boobs are real. " Then she pointed down to the floor and started laughing. I looked in horror to see that my boob thing had fallen out while I was dacing!
Here are the oh my!'s that you sent to me.
ok, one day, I was sitting at the lunch table with my friends. I was eating a ho-ho, and dropped some on thee bench. not knowing, i sat on it. the kid that i likes older brother was sitting at the table across from me, and saw that i sat on chocolate.
i was walking around the whole day, until jen finally told me that i sat on chocolate!
i was going to the girl scout meeting one day, and someone noticed that i had 2 small holes by the back pockets of my pants. then, when i thought things couldn't be worse, it did get worse cuz when we were doing experiments, and my friend nicole spilled the big dup of water on me. it looked like i peeed in my pants! and some people in my troop were telling everyone " oh look , amanda pissed in her pants! "
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