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| 100 Uses for Kraft Singles Cheese Slices |
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| The following, very mysterious information is taken from the extensive journals I kept throughout I mission in South America last June. Sometimes survival can really count on that one little greasy cheese slice. To tell you the truth, I have not actually collected 100 Uses for Kraft Singles American Cheese (you know the kind, bright orange, individually wrapped?). I only have 50 super secret helpful uses. But I will post them here, right now. Okay...get ready...10...9...8...oh hell, why am I counting? 1. eat plain 2. put in a sandwich 3. put in tacos 4. put on pizza (mmm...extra cheesy) 5. shred it (be careful of your knuckles!) then crush it in your hand to make a "cheese turd" 6. coaster for drinks 7. squeese out the oil to moisturize lips 8. mix with tuna for a sandwich 9. on top of spaghetti 10. shred for arm exercise 11. slice and bite into shapes 12. in salad 13. on a potato 14. grow mold for science experiment 15. when you run out of fabric for quilts 16. fish bate 17. on popcorn 18. coat with sugar for a cheese candy 19. cheese cake 20. make bricks by squeezing several large packs together, then build a house with the bricks 21. give it to the poor (this will make you look good) 22. melt on crackers 23. make nachos 24. use as a substitute napkin 25. make cheezwhiz 26. food fight 27. cheese omelet 28. roll it up and use as a telescope 29. as a substitute for a post it note 30. substitute washcloth (don't mind the smell) 31. put in your bath to make your skin silky smooth 32. poison it and feed it to others 33. bookmark 34. set it out for a couple days so it's dry, then gross someone out with it 35. eye soother, like cucumbers 36. make puppets and entertain your friends 37. substitute for toilet paper (once again, don't mind the smell) 38. use as a saddle for riding your larger pets 39. use as the subject of a still-life drawing 40. use it to inspire poetry/songs 41. use instead of a moist towlette 42. scrub your carpet w/ it to give it an interesting color (& smell) 43. use big blocks (like for use #20) as a thighmaster 44. shove a piece into your computer's disk drive 45. put it in an electrical outlet and see what happens. try it in the dark. 46. decorate your room 47. put it in your parents' bed for a fun surprise 48. when dry, use as sidewalk chalk 49. wash your windows with it 50. put it down your shirt for a wild time |
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