WHAT IS THIS SITE ABOUT? This site is created by Joe and Adam, we are friends that say very funny things and can make normal everyday-life so so so funny! You will be able to vote on who is funnier and sumbitt funny things to us. This site has 7 areas of what we find funny, they are, 1) The brain of a smart arse 2) Life Truths 3) Funny Double Neggatives/Funny word loops 4) Puns 5) Straight forward jokes 6) funny facts 7) random Laughter ENJOY ! Life Truths Sample When Teachers say, "all i ask is 1 thing, sit down, get your book out, bags under tables, write the date and be quiet" They do degrees and become super smart teachers but they are to FUCKWIT to count to 5 !! Im joking i know i said 4 things then ! The Brain Of A Smart Arse Sample A few things a smart arse says... 1) when people say theres no i in team, the smart arse says... "theres a me" 2) when people say theres no i in team, the smart arse says... "theres 2 in martini so everyone back to my room" 3) when people say can you repeat that again (because they didnt hear what the smart arse said) the smart arse says..." that again, that again, that again, that again, that again....etc ! Random Laughter sample You know in school when you are reading a book as a class and there is that page at the front where you put in name, form, condition etc. you always get the shit head who puts in james bond or pat McGroin well someone in my form wrote in wayne ker but he spelt it wain kir and he put the condition as 1ma (which means 1st copy so it came out... 1'ma a wain kir lol what at knob !!! (by Joe) Theres much much much more This page is still under construction and will be completed shortly as we have to fit in live stand up, interviews, chat shows, party's and making the greatest site on the planet. PLEASE NOTE THIS SITE IS GREATER THAN www.lutters.co.uk Mr. Andrew Lutwyche is a teacher at our school who has decided to make one of the most boring sites ever, (he even talks about the war) Me and Adam asked to have a link on his site to liven it up a bit and he didnt snatch up our talent quick enough so we made our own site. P.s. His girlfriend (backround of llutters.co.uk) Has a double chin, actually more chins that the chinese phone book, also she said whilst watching pefect storm during a helicopter crash (in the film) she said "why not use the ejector seat" But Mr. Lutwyche is the best teacher in the best school so all credit in that aspect !