"Welcome to my world, the world of Profesional Wrestling, where fact is often stranger than fiction, and the line between the two keeps getting tougher and tougher to distinguish"
"it matters not how narrow the gate, nor how charged with punishment the scroll, I am the captain of my fate and the master of my soul."
"And Owen my buddy, above all the rest
I miss you the most, and I love you the best
And now that you're gone, I thank God I was blessed
Just to know you."
"At the risk of not sounding cool, I want to dedicate this belt to my two little people at home, Dewey and Noelle-Daddy-O did it!"
"People often talk about wrestling being 'scripted.' Actually nothing could be further from the truth. Yes, guys have a general idea of what they are trying to accomplish, and yes, sometimes guys are given specific lines to say that will be beneficial in drawing money, but the truth is, in my three and a half years with the Federation, I have only done two scripted interviews. JR and I talked briefly on the phone the night before the taping and went over a few ideas, but the entire interview, with the exception of the mandible claw I caught JR at the end with, was completely ad-libbed."
"In the ring, meanwhile, Eddie was doing a number on a couple of younger wrestlers, after piledriving the referee. After the match, the strangest occurrence took place as the referee was brought out on a gurney and placed into the ambulance. I was lying in the hall with several holes in me. Eddie had passed out from blood loss and exhaustion, and the referee was rushed to the emergency room for the simple reason he was afraid to tell the EMT people that he was faking it."
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