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| Retard Love Connection |
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| Jason Ballejo |
| Jason Ballejo is looking for a nice girl who could read, write, and do simple tasks like coloring, and speaking normal english. He likes to take frequent walks to the bathroom and enjoys when he is cursed at. His turn-ons include being spit at, as well as being punched in the forehead. To get in contact with him, please email him at GangstaJay800fo@hotmail.com.
"I need it for it is my destiny!" - Jason Ballejo |
| Matthew Ballejo |
| Matt Ballejo is looking for a girl who won't talk to him, look at him, or basically anyone who won't have any physical or mental contact with him. All he wants to do is to have someone he can call his "girl". Ladies, this is an easy relationship. His turn-ons include being cheated on and being called "crybaby". He enjoys crying and baseball. To get in contact with him, please email his brother at GangstaJay800fo@hotmail.com and Title the email "Matt's Girl".
"I....like..gi-...girls." - Matt Ballejo |
| David Lucena |
| Do you breathe?...Then you're qualified to be Dave's girlfriend. He doesn't require much. His turn-ons include Cow Tits and horse farts. He loves to pretend he can see fishes in his bathtub, but it only ends up being aluminum paper. He was voted "Most likely to never-leave-you-the-hell-alone" in High school and is now looking to take his relationships to the next level.
"Question....what is agubua?" - David Lucena |
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