I took her out,
It was a Friday night,
I wore cologne,
To get the feeling right,
We started making out,
And she took off my pants,
But then I turned on the TV,
And thats about the time she walked away from me,
Nobody likes you when you're 23,
And are still amused more by TV shows,
What the hell is ADD?
My friends said I should act my age,
What's my age again?
What's my age again?
Then later on,
On the drive home,
I called her mom,
From a pay phone,
I said I was the cops,
And your husbands in jail,
The state looks down on sodomy,
And that's about the time the bitch hung up on me,
Nobody likes you when you're 23,
And are still more amused by prank phone calls,
What the hell is call ID?
My friends said I should act my age,
What's my age again?
What's my age again?
And thats about the time she walked away from me,
Nobody likes you when your twenty three,
And you still act like you're in Freshman Year,
What the hell is wrong with me,
My friend said I should act my age,
What's my age again?
What's my age again?
Thats about the time she broke up with me,
No one should take themselves so seriously,
With many years ahead to fall in line,
Why would you wish that on me?
I never want to act my age
What's my age again?
What's my age again? |