15 Resons to HATE school 1. Schools that have strict dress codes, because they think students learn better when they're drssed like someone who cleans tables at weddings. 2. Giant snowstorms, which resu;t in the joy of all classes being cnacelled - but then stick you with school make-up days just when you're itching to start summer vacation. 3. Having to drag around a backpack jammed with half a ton of textbooks, which contain a combined 4 ounces worth of interesting, useful informatin. 4. Clueless teachers who assign mountains of homework every day, and then can't figure out why you always fall alseep in class. 5. Pointless, freezing, mid-winter fire drills that make being roasted alive seem like a better choice.

6. School Assemblies, which can magically turn a dull school day into a dreadful, eye-clawing nightmare that makes you beg for the fun of pointless, freezing, mid-winter fire drills. 7. Teachers who can remember every little fact about everything from the American Revolution to grammar rules, but can't get your name right 'til mid-april. 8. The new, bad-tasting "healthy menu" cafeteria food that actually makes you miss the old, bad tasting cafeteria food. 9. School buses, a madhouse on wheels where there's only slightly less politeness and good manners than at a WWE Raw match. 10. Having to speal on front of the cass, which always makes you sweat, get a stomach ache and shake - even though your teacher and classmates never actually listen to a word you're saying.

11. Annoying teachers who refuse to let you forget that they once taught your older brother or sister. 12. PTA bake sales. What better way to blow your allowance than to buy gross, hair-filled cupcakes. 13. Substitute teachers who expect your class to behave, even after they fail the "funny name" test on the attendance sign-in sheet. 14. When the whole class gets punished for something only one kid did. So how come the whole class never gets a good grade when only one kid passes the test. 15. MIssing a few days of school with the flu- and then getting buried under so much makeup work that you feel like puking all over again.