Ok, so the lizard queens havent yet infiltrated earth... but give us a break... we do rule over two planets... (we took over pluto a few weeks ago... those plutonians never new what hit them hehehe) and we've decided to go on what we call a prolonged vacation. Anyway, Rex the Sinister Pirate Bird is in charge now, and Cutie McChuckles is his second in command. The Dog Parliament has taken command of Pluto (which is sooon to be established as a holiday resort for our minions, called Plutopolis) and are helped by Santa, and his reindeers, Smasher and Crasher. And, as we leave Lizard Queen Land, we are permanently settling into our earthforms and going to what you earthlings call 'HIGHSCHOOL'. (Hooray! No more teachers in short pants!!!) However, the lizard queens feel apologies must be made. (BANG!!!! *shoots anyone who says we've gone soft*) Firstly, early last year, when the great Penguin war was on, we asmit our minions got out of control.. so sorry. And then there was that time with the bear... But anyway, sorry if we hurt anyone's feelings. But to all those whom know our identity, remember; old habits die hard, so if you make one of us cry... KABLAMMO!!!! Oh, and the penguins will be delt with by our minions when they least expect it. The Lizard Queens 3. |
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