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| Yeah vote for this site PLEASE (I crave validation) Welcome to my home of online jokes I have created this site to make you laugh(we all could use a little laughter), whether it's at the jokes on this site or at how corny this site really is, I don't really care; as long as you're laughing. If you have any jokes to add, email me at yme70000@aol.com And while you're at it sign the guestbook. And away we go... Pharmaceutical majors avg starting salary is $81,235 Computer Enginneers ...51,722 English major ...30,157 knowing that I will make less than half of my friends' make...priceless "The Switch" A man was complaining: "Oh Lord, please have mercy on me, I work so hard, meantime my wife stays at home, I would give anything if you would grant me one wish 'Switch me into my wife" She's got it easy at home I want to teach her a lesson of how tough a man's life is. As G makes lunch boxes, prepares breakfast, wakes up the kids for school, puts a load of clothes in the washer, takes the meat out of the freezer, drives the kids to school, on his way back stops at the gas station, cashes a check, pays the electricity and phone bills, picks up some clothes from the cleaners, quickly goes to the market. It was 1:00 o'clock already; he made the beds, took the clothes out of the washer and put another load in, he vacuumed the house, made some rice, went to pick up the kids from school and had an argument with the kids on the way home. As soon as he got home he fed the kids, washed the dirty dishes, he hung the damp clothes he had washed on the chairs because it was raining outside. He helped the kids with their homework, watched some TV while he ironed some clothes, prepared dinner, he gave the kids a bath and put them to sleep. At 9:00 o'clock he was so tired and he went to bed. Of course there were some more duties and somehow he managed to get them done and finally fell asleep. The next morning he prays to Gd once again: "Oh Lord, what was I thinking when I asked you to grant my wish, I can't take it anymore. I beg you please switch me back to myself, please oh please." Then he heard G~d's voice speaking to him, saying: "Dear son, of course I'll switch you back into yourself but; there's one minor detail, you'll have to wait 9 months . . . Last night you got pregnant." |
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