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Page 2
Getting Older
A Womans View
Beans
Bible Bloopers
Church Humor
More Church Humor
Even More Church Humor
Funny News Stories
Computer Glitches
Computer Dummy
Cop Killers
News Stories
Heaven and Hell
Say That Again
Famous Quotes
FBI
Stupid Criminals
Strange Laws
Little Known Tidbits
Legal Quotes
The Water Closet
Men and Women
Bumper Stickers
Chilli
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| Be careful of what you say! |
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| THINGS NOT TO SAY TO A COP: - "I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer." - "Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in." - "Aren't you the guy from The Village People?" - "Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me! Good job!" - "I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer." - "I was going to be a cop, but I decided to finish high school instead." - "Bad cop! No donut!" - "You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?" - "Gee, that gut sure doesn't inspire confidence." - "Didn't I see you get your butt kicked on Cops?" - "Wow, you look just like the guy in the picture on my girlfriend's nightstand!" - "Is it true that people become cops because they are too dumb to work at McDonald's?" - "I pay your salary!" - "So, uh, you on the take, or what?" - "Gee, Officer! That's terrific! The last officer only gave me a warning, too!" |
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