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1.How do you get an elephant out of a small car?
The same way you got it in.
2.'Doctor, doctor, everyone hates me.'
'Dont be stupid,everyone hasn't met you yet.'
3.What elf was a famous rock star?
Elf S. Presly.
4.What do you give a sick car?
A fuel injection.
5.Q. Did you hear about the guy who was tap dancing?
He broke his ankle when he fell in the sink.
Q.Why do bagpipers walk when they play?
A. They're trying to get away from the noise.
Q.What does Star Trek and toilet paper have in common?
A. They both circle Uranus looking for Black Holes.
Q. What's the definition of mixed emotions?
A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new ca.
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