Ok i feel that there is no need to begin anything since i was demoted from official hunter to i-think-i-like-rainbows! Damn! I lost my job just because i got really drunk and i shot my boss in the nuts with a 44. I feel so friggin retarded. Well! I think that non of you could ever take my job, WHY? Because i think that the weed is still working. HA!! I dont really remember why i shot him, but i think that i wanna do something like that again. Well Damn it. i cannot see out of my left eye! It sux! I keep seeing the keyboard as a blur and i am typing like a retard at the chuckie-cheese! UGGGH!
Cut some slack!
Ha!! I cannot believe this!! I am so friggin HAPPY!! I am just about jumping off the walls right now! Gosh, i think i am gonna cry. Sometimes i cannot believe it!! I am watching American Idol and it so friggin sux. They are just acting like a whole bunch of friggin shit. They are saying that damn did he suck. Now they are doing this friggin duet and they all sing like girls even though there are like 6 guys left. It is FUNNY! I am gonna explode but those firecrackers that i swallowed arent kickin in yet! DAMN!
You like that dont you??
We are now sellin all th sit here like half off. Anything that you can possibly think off is on sale here! HELLZ YEAH!! Well actually, you can just pay me like here or at my house or some shit like that. UGGH! We are moving our site to a different cuz some mofos are stealing shit from us and we cant lose the business with the cubanz. That is something that we dont really wanna do. WHY?? Cuz they are gonna chop off my friggin hair and then they are gonna eat my subway sandwhich. i cant lose the SUBWAY!! OHH NOOOO! Well if you can buy some off this shit, i can keep my place and the cubanz wont come buy!! SO PLEASE HELP ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
You smell that?? Smells like HOMO
Well he has told everyone now that he is still confused and that his mother is sexi!! EWWW Robby! Ur disgusting! Well what are we gonna do with him. I guess we are gonna have to is give him cpr and leave him to die on 294. WOW! Just like those antz in that movie except he dies from cpr cuz we give it to him while he is still breathing! YESSSS! That is a good idea. I am like so tired of him changing his friggin mind though cuz i am gonna just blow up in a million pieces!! n I really dont wanna do that. hmmmmm......well atleast we can say that he is still gay in his own way. That is the answer. He is still gay and he is straight so that makes him a bisexual!! HA HA!
My sexi bitches
Cleick here to take a poll
BOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
MMMMMMM..........Candy!
Rock On
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