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| Hey you are at Jupiter's Place! Please sign my guestbook! Here is some stuff about me and all my peeps! Oh yeah if you want a good laugh go down under the Limp Bizkit song and there are a lot of really funny things that will make you laugh! So enjoy! I love you all lots! Name: Meagan (Jupiter) Age: 17 Birthday: 1/15/85 I am single, perfect baby blue eyes, wear contacts, my ears are gauged at 6, reddish blond hair, 5'5", 120lbs, tan, wild dancer, sweet as candy, nice stomach and body, and junior at Horizon Hidh School! I hope to meet a guy this year that knows how to please a girl and treats her right! Anyone that wants to chat IM me I love to talk! My sn is StarDustDaughter!!!! See you on the Jupiter Side! "Little Princess!" "Like what you see call 1-800-YOU-WISH!" "Hottie Bishquittie!" "Go shake your weewee!" "I love sk8er boys!" Peter C. "I love drummer boys!" Peter C. "Boys lie!" "Boyz sux get a man!" "Perfect Man!" Peter C. "To the world you may be just one person, but to a person, you may mean the world!" Paul, Peter C. "It takes two mins have a crush on someone an hour to like someone and a day to love someone but it takes a lifetime to forget someone" Paul, Peter C. Music: Joydrop, The Dannos, Reel Big Fish, Limp Bizkit, MxPx, koRn, Better Off Dead, Blink 182, 311, Wheatus, 3 Doors Down, Methods of Mayhem, A Perfect Circle, Barenaked Ladies, Bif Naked, Aerosmith, Cake, Serial Joe, Chemical Brothers, Eve6, Big Bad Voodoo Daddy, Coal Chamber, Everclear, Bloodhound Gang, Fliter, Fuel, Uncle Kracker, Foo Fighters, Bush, Collective Soul, Weezer, Beastie Boys, Garbage, Kid Rock, The Offspring, Hed P.E., Kurupt, Orgy, Goo Goo Dolls, Green Day, Lit, Hole, Live, Matchbox 20, Billy Idol, Hole, Metallica, Nine Inch Nails, Jimmie's Chicken Shack, Fiona Apple, Nirvana, Papa Roach, Sugar Ray, P.O.D., Everlast, God Smack, Fastball, Fear Factory, Powerman 5000, Slipknot, Third Eye Blind, The Corrs, Beck, Prodigy, Smash Mouth, RAGE AGAINST THE MACHINE, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Tonic, Savage Gargen, The Smashing Pumpkins, Sevendust, Sole, System Of A Down, Silverchair, Static-X, Sublime, and more! All my peeps: (sorry if I forgot you tell me and I will put you on my list) Ryan (I love you babe) (I wish you would still sk8) Alex (You scared me at first but your cool now) Brian B. (21) (7 1/2) (hammy) (friend) (party) Jamie B. (best friend) Kristen B. (softball rules) (friend) Peter C. (I love you) (Stay out of trouble) (Polish) Kim C. (softball rules) (montlure) (friend) (summer school) Danielle C. (friend) Amy D. (Adam sucks) (friend) (see you soon) Joni D. (my girl) (they're going to do it again) (porn rules) Jen D. (friend) Jen Du. (friend) Justin E. (I dont hate you) (this summer has been fun) Ang E. (way to get andy back) (now keep him) (frosh volleyball) Jason F. (cousin) (dont leave me) Kelsey (sis) AJ H. (good luck in college) (thanks for all the fun this summer) (love ya lots) Brian H. (great guy) (be good to megan) (cant wait to see you) (love ya lots) Grace H. (freind) Lauren K. (best friend) C.J. L. (friend) (RAGE RULES) Retta M. (montlure) (thrush) (friend) Troy P. (Pawleska) (Polish) (I love talking to you) Alex R. (montlure) (THRUSH RULES) Sam R. (best friend) (god is with us) Kevin S. (montlure) (THRUSH RULES) Josh S. (montlure) (THRUSH RULES) Jeremy S. (bro) (friend) Richard S. (little bro) (friend) (keep sk8ing) (I am here if you need me) Jenny S. (montlure) (see ya next year babe) The Best Song BY Linkin Park: In The End It starts with one thing I don't know why It doesn't even matter how hard you try keep that in mind I designed this rhyme To explain in due time All I know Time is a valuable thing Watch it fly by as the pendulum swings Watch it count down to the end of the day The clock ticks life away It's so unreal Didn't look out below Watch the time go right out the window Trying to hold on, but didn't even know Wasted it all just to watch you go I kept everything inside and even though I tried, it all fell apart What it meant to me will eventually be a memory of a time when I tried so hard And got so far But in the end It doesn't even matter I had to fall To lose it all But in the end It doesn't even matter One thing, I don't know why It doesn't even matter how hard you try keep that in mind I designed this rhyme, to remind myself how I tried so hard In spite of the way you were mocking me Acting like I was part of your property Remembering all the times you fought with me I'm surprised it got so (far) Things aren't the way they were before You wouldn't even recognize me anymore Not that you knew me back then But it all comes back to me (in the end) You kept everything inside and even though I tried, it all fell apart What it meant to me will eventually be a memory of a time when I I tried so hard And got so far But in the end It doesn't even matter I had to fall To lose it all But in the end It doesn't even matter I've put my trust in you Pushed as far as I can go And for all this There's only one thing you should know I've put my trust in you Pushed as far as I can go And for all this There's only one thing you should know I tried so hard And got so far But in the end It doesn't even matter I had to fall To lose it all But in the end It doesn't even matter Favorite song by Limp Bizkit: No Sex Went too fast Way too soon I feel disgusted and you should too It's no good when all that's left is the sex Sex has become all I know about you Memories of those filthy things that we do There is not one single thought that is left after sex with you Should've left my pants on this time But instead you had to let me dive right in Should've left my pants on this time You let me dive right in Wait... it's my ass Your perfume It makes temptation hard to refuse So I guess we undressed To have sex Dirty sex Sex has become all I know about you Memories of those filthy things that we do There is not one single thought that is left after sex with you Should've left my pants on this time But instead you had to let me dive right in Should've left my pants on this time You let me dive right in You couldn't respect yourself I couldn't respect myself I realize that I'm worth more than that Realize I mean more than that Should've left my pants on this time But instead you had to let me dive right in Should've left my pants on this time You let me dive right in Things to make you laugh... "The Bird" There was this guy sunbathing in the nude at the beach. Well, this little girl comes up to him, so he covers his private parts with a newspaper. The little girl says, "What's under there?” So the man answers, "A bird." The girl goes away and the man falls asleep. When he wakes up, he is in a hospital and in great pain. A doctor comes up to his bed and asks, "What happened?” The man answers, "I don't know. I was at the beach and I fell asleep after talking to a little girl." So the doctor tells this to the Police, and they go to the beach to find any witnesses. When they get there, they see the little girl the man was talking about. So they ask her if she did anything to the man. She answers, "I didn't do anything to the man, but while he was sleeping, I played with his bird. After a while, it spit at me, so I broke its neck, burned its nest, and smashed all its eggs!!" "The Chicken" Jim's wife had just left for vacation and Jim was feeling very horny that night. So Jim goes to the local bar and says to the bartender, "I have $100 and I am very horny, is there anything you can do?" "Yes", replies the bartender. "Go up the stairs and down the hallway and take the last door on your right." Jim rushes up the stairs and goes in the door. He can't believe his eyes. There before him is the most beautiful women naked on the bed waiting for him to screw her. Jim doesn't think twice and enjoys the moment for a good 3 hours. The next night, Jim was so amazed; he goes back to the bar. "Bartender, I only have $50. What can I get?" Jim asks. “Take the same directions as last time, and enjoy!" Jim gets to the room and sees an old lady not so attractive. Only hesitating for a moment, Jim rushes into the bed and gets the job done. Another night goes by and Jim is back at the bar. This time with only $25 dollars. The bartender gives the same instructions to Jim, and Jim barges through the door. This time, there before him, is a huge yellow chicken. Jim looks around, and thinks "what the heck."Jim pounds away at the squawking chicken for nearly 5 hours and it is amazed at the satisfaction he has gotten from the chicken. The last night comes, and Jim has only $10."This time, take the second door on your right," the bartender tells him. Jim follows his direction and ends up in a room with 12 other men masturbating gazing into peep holes. Jim notices one empty chair. He sits down, looks through the hole, sees a man screwing a penguin, and quickly jerks his eye back. "What the hell is going on?" Jim asks the man next to him. Grinning, the man says, "Oh, this is nothing. Last night some guy screwed a chicken for about 5 hours." "The Parrot" A woman went to a pet shop and immediately spotted a large beautiful parrot. There was a sign on the cage that said $50.00. "Why so little,” she asked the pet storeowner. The owner looked at her and said, "Look, I should tell you first that this bird used to live in a house of prostitution, and sometimes it says some pretty vulgar stuff." The woman thought about this, but decided she had to have the bird anyway. She took it home and hung the bird's cage up in her living room and waited for it to say something. The bird looked around the room, then at her, and said, "New house, new madam." The woman was a bit shocked at the implication, but then thought, "That's not so bad." When her two teenage daughters returned from school the bird saw them and said, "New house, new madam, new girls." The girls and the woman were a bit offended but then began to laugh about the situation. Moments later, the woman's husband, Keith, came home from work. The bird looked at him and said, "Hi Keith." "Lucky Pigs" If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would haveproduced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. (Hardly seems worth it) If you fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. (Now that's more like it) A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes. (In my next life I want to be a pig. How'd they figure this out, and why?) Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour. (Still can't get over that pig thing. Don't try this at home...maybe at work?) Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure. (Is that why Flipper was always smiling? And pigs get 30-minute orgasms? Doesn't seem fair) The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue. (Hmmmmmmmmm........) Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people do. (If you're ambidextrous do you split the difference?) The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own weight and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated. (From drinking little bottles of...? Did taxpayers pay for this research?) Polar bears are left handed. (Who knew....? How'd they find out, ask them? Does that mean that they'll die faster?) The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds. (What can be so tasty on the bottom of the pond?) The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field. (30 minutes...can you imagine? And why pigs?) A cockroach will live nine days without it's head, before it starves to death. (Creepy) The male praying mantis cannot copulate while is head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off. (Honey, I'm home. What the.... Well, at least pigs get a break there...) Some lions mate over 50 times a day. (I still want to be a pig...quality over quantity) Butterflies taste with their feet. (Oh, geez, that's almost as bad as catfish) An ostrich's eye is bigger than it's brain. (I know some people like that.) Starfish don't have brains. (I know some people like that too.) After reading all these, all I can say is............Lucky Pigs! "The Study" In 1993, the American Government funded a study to see why the Head of a Penis was bigger than the rest of it. After one year and $180,000.00, they concluded that the reason the head was larger than the shaft was to give the man more pleasure during sex. After the US published the study, France decided to do their own. After $250,000.00, and 3 years of research, they concluded that the reason was to give the woman more pleasure during sex. Poland, unsatisfied with these findings, conducted their own study. After 2 weeks and a cost of around $75.46, they concluded that it was to keep a man's hand from flying off and hitting him in the forehead. "ORAL SEX-AN ODE TO LOVE" Penis breath, a lover's dread Is what you get when you give head Unpleasant as it tends to be Be grateful that he doesn't pee It's times like this, you wonder why you bothered reaching for his fly But it's too late, can't be a tease Accept the facts, get on your knees You know you've got a job to do So open wide and shove it through Lick the tip then take it all Don't drag your teeth or he might bawl Slide up and down, use your tongue And feel the precum start to run So when the fuck's he gonna cum Just, when you can't take anymore You hear your lover's mighty roar And when he hits that real high note You feel it oozing down your throat Salty, fishy, sticky, yuck!y stuff Okay, already that's enough Let's switch you say, before you gag And whats your revenge, your on the rag. "THE CREATION OF A PUSSY" Seven wise men with knowledge so fine, created a pussy to their design. First was a butcher, with smart wit, using a knife, he gave it a slit, Second was a carpenter, strong and bold, with a hammer and chisel, he gave it a hole, Third was a tailor, tall and thin, by using red velvet, the lined it within, Fourth was a hunter, short and stout, with a piece of fox fur, he lined it without, Fifth was a fisherman, nasty as hell, threw in a fish and gave it a smell, Sixth was a preacher, whose name was McGee, he touched it and blessed it, and said it could pee, Last was a sailor, dirty little runt, he sucked it and fucked it, and called it a cunt. |
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