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Hello!, I'm Jonezer and Welcome to my Homepage. I got lots of interesting Topics for you such as Story, Song, Poem, Hints, Facts and Entertainment. Let's start by giving you this exciting wonderful Facts.

FACTS

THE FUTURE PLANS FOR MARS:
NASA's Polar Lander is on it's journey on the red planet, to culminate it's southermost icy surface. Unlike the Pathfinder that included a robotic rover, the Mar's Polar Lander will be stationary. But includes an instrument never before used on space probe: a microphone for listening to martian sounds, such as the rush of wind. It has a robotic arm to dig lap soil and rock samples, and providing views of an area never before seen. The soil sample will be heated in a small onboard oven, and the resulting gases analyzed. The orbiter then is designed to circle the Mars like a weather satellite, gathering picture and relaying key information hook to Earth.

Between now and 2005, all this craft send to Mars will be disposable. After their work done, they'll either drift through space or stay on Mars surface. If there is life in there or fossilized life, the clues will be based upon the flowed of water, if there is. While the mission isn't especially designed to look for life, but it's the beginning and a great help for scientist whose giving up their profession to science.

Here's a Superb Poem made especially for you:

POEM

FRIEND
Getting to know each other to begin with....
Secondly his friends and relative he lives in
Seeing you both compatibly
Sharing laughter or sadness be.

He's always there in time of needs
Comfort me and Standing by
To a Real Friend it's symbolize
Should be treasure and never forgot.

SONG

This Song is lovingly dedicated to my friends Ian, Mike, Josh, Rod and to those Rollerbladders who makes me laugh the other day. Here's Blondie.
RAPTURE
Toe to toe dancing very close
Body breathing almost camatose
Wall to wall people hypnotized
And they're stepping lightly
Hang each night in rapture
Back to back sacroiliac
Spineless movement and a wild attack
Face to face sightless solitude
And it's finger popping
Twenty four hour shopping in rapture
Fab Five Freddy told me everybody's fly
DJ spinning I said "My My"
Flash is fast flash is cool
Francois c'est pas flashe non due
And you don't stop sure shot
Go out to the parking lot
And you get in your car and drive real far
And you drive all night and then you see a light
And it comes right down and it lands on the ground
And out comes the man from Mars
And you try to run but he,s got a gun
And he shoots you dead and he eats your head
And then you're in the man from Mars
You go out at night eating cars
You eat Cadillacs Lincolns too
Mercury and Subaru
And you don't stop
You keep on eating cars
Then when there's no more cars you go out at night
And eat up bars where the people meet
Face to face
Dance cheek to cheek
One to one
Man to man
Dance toe to toe
Don't move too slow 'cause the man from Mars is through with cars
He's eating bars
Door to door
Hall to hall
He's gonna eat 'em all
Rapture
Be pure
Take a tour through the sewer
Don't strain your brain
Paint a train
You'll be singing in the rain
Said don't stop to the punk rock
Back to back, body muscular
Seismic movement, bite the jugular
One to one, tea-time technology and digital ardour
No sign of Saviour in Rapture
Well now you see what you gonna be
Just have your party on TV
'Cause the man from Mars won't eat up bars where the TV's on
And now he's gone back up to space where he won't have a hassle with the human race
And you hip hop
And you don't stop
Just blast off sure shot
Because the man from Mars stopped eating cars
And eating bars
And now he only eats guitars
Get up!

HINTS

* Spread some salt where ants are gatherings, they'll go away.
*Don't throw away pickle juices, it's good for cucumber salad.
*Save those grocery plastic bags use them for storing meat.

My Boyfriend

My Boyfriend is a teenager, meaning to say he can do whatever he wants to do. Last week his mother bought him a new car, a 1999 Mustang. His mother said it's nice to see him driving a new car, and then called me up last night he said we have a date tomorrow. We went to the finest restaurant, shopping and see the movie. Then after that we went to a motel, where we make love and have some talk.

One of the things that we have discussed is that he want to get an apartment for both of us so we could live together and it's easy for him in schooling. And he might get a part time job, for some of our bills. I said that's wonderful!, for starting up but do you think that's enought. I know my boyfriend if he said it he'll do it. I know also that they'll rich and he can afford it, but what I'm saying is by his own. But whatever his plans are I'm hoping everything will be fine.

ENTERTAINMENT

THE PHANTOM MANACE:
The Star Wars continuing saga, The Phantom Manace will be seen in your theaters very soon. Unlike the original Star Wars they added two new characters in this episode. The first one featuring Jake Lloyd as Anakin Skywalker the Darth Vader when he was a boy. And Ewan McGregor as Obi-Wan Kenobi, the new Jedi Knight. The story will start from the beginning. It's open May 19. Let's see if this will hit the box office as the original Star Wars does.

We'll that about for now and see me more on my pages.



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