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| LAME JOKES Q. Why can’t a blonde dial 9-11? A. She cant’ find the eleven on the dial One day, a blonde named Sally was putting together a puzzle. She was really stumped and very frustrated, so she decided to ask her husband for help. ''It's supposed to be a tiger!'' Sally cried. ''Honey," said Dan, "Put the Frosted Flakes back in the box!'' LAME INSULTS What's the position to make ugly babies? Ask your parents. You are so bald, that when you wear a turtleneck, you look like a broken condom. REALLY DIRTY JOKES, READER BEWARE Three penises were talking to each other and the first one said, "I like my master he lets me look outside." The second said, "I like my master he plays with me." The third said, "I hate my master he puts me in a rubber suit and pushes me in and out of a dark cave till I puke.'' What do you do with 365 used condoms???….Melt them down, make them a tire, and call them a goodyear. Some jokes from jokes.com |
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