A blonde driving a car became lost in a snowstorm. She didn't panic however, because she remembered what her dad had once told her. "If you ever get stuck in a snowstorm, just wait for a snow plow to come by and follow it."
Sure enough, pretty soon a snow plow came by, and she started to follow it. She followed the plow for about forty-five minutes.
Finally the driver of the truck got out and asked her what she was doing. And she explained that her dad had told her if she ever got stuck in a snow storm, to follow a plow.
The driver nodded and said, "Well, I'm done with the Wal-Mart parking lot, do you want to follow me over to K-Mart now?"
The residents of a small redneck town urge the sheriff to arrest the local homosexual. Seems he's been propositioning all the teenage boys in town.
The sheriff ditfully arrests the fag and says to him, "ok homo, you got 15 minutes to blow this town!"
The fag says, "I'll need at least two hours."
Three blondes were driving down the highway trying to get to Disneyland. They saw a sign that read "DisneyLand Left." So they went home.
Your Moma is so stupid I asked her what kind of belly button she had she said lefty
Your Moma is so fat she put on a yellow suit and the kids yelled stop the school bus
Youe Moma is so Stupid she tried to put skittles in abc order
Q. What's the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?
A. A gigolo only screws one person at a time.
Confucius say:
Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.
Man who stand on toilet high on pot.
It is good for girl to meet boy in park, but better for boy.
to park meat in girl.
Man who jizz in cash register come into money.
Man who drop watch in toilet have shitty time.
Man who fart in church must sit in own pew.
Man trapped in pantry have ass in jam.
Baseball wrong--man with four balls cannot walk.
Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
Man who go to bed with itchy butt wake up with smelly finger.
Learn to masturbate--come in handy.
Virgin like balloon--one prick, all gone
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