Where we find out what the Eastern Assassins are all about.... WA D'YA MEAN, WHAT WE'RE ALL ABOUT??? WHAT D'YA THINK WE'RE ALL ABOUT, WITH ALL THE GOOD STUFF TAKEN? I'm serious, I can't browse through a single EQ guild without seeing an add as them being the biggest guild, or on being the greatest guild, or the oldest guild and so forth and so on and so I go and take the only title that's left... title of COOLEST guild in all of Norrath. So there. Oh yeah, and I'm the boss, Neige Thirteen (or soon will be, as soon as the Game Muffers realise that Thirteen makes a perfectly good last name). EX-pro wrestler turned EQ Monk, if you don't like where I'm going, then SUCK MY CARROT STICK!
With all that being said, I guess you can say that the EA are just a bunch of softies. WE help those that need helping, put the kiboosh om those that deserve it, and shove long, pointy objects in the anusses of anyone who are stealing our kills. They know who they are. I'm proud to be the successor to the ol' boss Fatcharlie, and I'm hoping to bring this fed into full maturity.
Right now, our crack team of guild officers (there's a special skill testing question involved) are looking at the prospective young Norratian talent for new EA members. What we ask are people with a good heart, a good arm, and a good stomach. No seriously, the constant talks of who is marrying whom makes intestinal fortitude necessary. Attitudes are mandatory. Sucking up to the boss is mandatory. Kicking ass is mandatory. Have fun |
