"Welcome to Charismatic!!! We will start off tonights event with the European Championship match! Deadly Dave has returned from his injury! Having successful surgery on his ear. Enjoy the show!"
European Title Match: Deadly Dave VS Big Head
A big fart noise sounds and out come a guy with a really big head and a midget by his side. Together they walk down the ramp. Big Head enters the ring and waits for the European Champ.
You hear a helicopter in the background as the lights dim out. Then you hear a bomb falling...BOOM! Fireworks explode from the stage followed by sparks as you hear machine guns in the background. Then Deadly Dave comes out through the sparks and stands there as his music starts (Oh Hell Yeah---HBlockX) as he walks down the ramp and into the ring, in his hand is a lacrosse stick!?
Big Head runs at Dave only to be hit in the head with the lacrosse stick. Head falls and crawls to the corner. Dave proceeds and chokes Big Head with the lacrosse stick. Then Dave backs up and gets a ball in the stick. He winds up for a shot...BOOM! The ball hits right into Big Head's stomach! Dave is laughing, because he really didn't shoot the ball at Big Head, he dropped the ball just as he swung the stick. Big Head is scared stiff and Dave finishes him off by cracking the lacrosse stick over his head as it shatters. Big Head has blood coming from his forehead. A ref gets into the ring as Dave tosses the remains of the stick. Ding-ding-ding! The match officially starts.
Dave sets up Big Head for his finisher, the D-bomb. Dave jumps off the top rope while holding Big Head slamming him onto the mat as they land...1...2...3! Ding-ding-ding! DEADLY DAVE retains his European Championship belt!
"Now we will have a short internission while we lower the electric cage over the ring! This steel structure has electric cables hooked to each side and is extremly dangerous! The winner of this match is the person who electrifies their opponent via the elctric cage!!!"
Electric Cage Match:
Jolly VS Dgnr8
Out comes Jolly to the sound of his music and some fans applause. He takes a look at the structure and hesitates before entering.
Out comes Degenerate doing his crotch chops as his music plays and the fans go wild. He gets in the electric cage and the ref shuts the door.
Ding-ding-ding!
Jolly goes straight after Dgnr8 and clotheslines him out of the ring. Both men are out of the ring and Jolly looks for a weapon under the ring. He pulls out a steel pan as Dgnr8 gets up he hits Dgnr8 square in the head knocking him down. Jolly looks for another weapon while Dgnr8 manages to get up. He stomps down on Jolly and takes the chair from him that he was planning to use. Dgnr8 whacks Jolly over his back with a sickening thud. Dgnr8 goes and picks up the steel steps and runs at Jolly. He aims for Jollys head but misses and runs into the electric fencing of the cage! Dgnr8 gets a short jolt and collapses, the match continues because Jolly did not cause this to happen. Jolly picks up Dgnr8 and puts him back in the ring. Jolly goes to the top rope and sets up for an arial attack. Jolly flies through the air and lands on Dgnr8 with his body. Jolly gives Dgnr8 some hard fists and tosses to the outside then follows him. Jolly is met with a kick to the groin from Dgnr8, who quickly takes advantage. Dgnr8 grands a table from underneath the ring and sets it up. He slams Jolly onto the table but it doesnt break. Dgnr8 goes to the ring apron and jumps off, but the table still doesnt break! Finally he goes to the top ropes and flys off landing on top of Jolly and the table collapsing. Both men are out cold and struggling to get up. They rise to their feet and exchange punches. Jolly grabs Dgnr8 and tries to throw him into the side of the cage, but Dgnr8 tries the sam,e to him. Both men go back and forth until finally Dgnr8 messes up and Jolly performs his fiisher the Jolly Bomb. Jolly takes Dgnr8 and back body drops him into the cage!
Ding-ding-ding! JOLLY WINS the first ever DWF Electric Cage Match!
Intercontinental Title Match:
Retriever VS Xpac
The sound of Dogs barking bring the crowd to their feet as Retriever steps out from the curtains. He flexes and then runs down the ramp into the ring.
Xpac's music starts and he comes out all fired up ready to go. He does his crothch chops and jumps down the ramp and hops onto the ring apron.
Ding-ding-ding!
Retriever ties up with Xpac in the ropes and suplexes him into the ring. Retriver stomps away at Xpac and gets him into the corner where he gives XPac three cops to the chest. Xpac falls to the bottom turnbuckle. Retriver pulls out a piece of rope and proceeds to tie Xpac in place. Retriver gets up and positions himself several feet away from where Xpac is, then runs at him...only to do the Broncho Buster! Retriever humiliates Xpac by doing his own move to him. The ref drags Retriever away and helps Xpac get untied while Retriever gets reactions from the crowd. Xpac now free, runs at Retriever and spears him. Except Retriever hardly moves and takes Xpac and gives him a backbreaker. Retriver goes for the pin...1...2...Xpac manages to kick out. Retriver baseball slides out of the ring and looks for a weapon under the ring. Xpac wobbles to his feet and looks around for his opponent. Retriever re-enters the ring with a tin garbage can. He slams Xpac over the head with it and garbage spills out. Retriever takes the top of the garbage can and puts it across the back of Xpac. Then Retriever smears Xpac's face in the garbage and puts him in the grabage can. Retriever goes to the top rope as Xpac waddles around the ring with the garbage can over his head. Retriver flys through the air and connects with a flying dropkick to Xpac, knocking the garbage can off his head. Retriever covers Xpac...1...2...
But it is broken up by Pimp Daddy! who has come down to the ring with his tag partner Chris M.A. They are Total Package, but what are they doing here?
Chris takes Retriever and tosses him out of the ring. Pimp Daddy throws Retriever into the steel steps. Chris kicks him in the ribs and then picks him up. Pimp Daddy grabs him by the neck and they pull him down together, an extrodinary move! Total Package put Retriever back in the ring and Xpac pins Retriever...1...the Double D's run down the ramp...2...they go into the ring...
3...XPAC WINS!!!
The Double D's pummel Total Package. Ding-ding-ding! Xpac starts exchanging punches with Retriever. Ding-ding-ding!! Refs come in to stop the mayhem. Ding-ding-ding!!!
Thanx for reading CHARISMATIC! of January 2000
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