This page is made to state how smelly and idiotic chris l. is. He is a very unpopular student at immaculate comnception school in Val Caron, Ontario, Canada.
Chris has secret crushes on several people in his class which I am not going to state, but I'll just say that their male.
When he went in for an iq test, they had to make up a new level.SMELLORIFIC.
Chris is a very poor person, which means he can only take a bath once a week.(in his neighbors farmyard pile of menure.Chris's body has been taken over by b.o.
The docter's where sad to say that when he was born, he had a life expectance of 92 years.
Here are some jokes me and my friends made up about him.
Chris is so stinky, that he makes rightguard go left, secret tell all,and speedstick slow down.
His hair is so greecy, that he goes to the barber shop for an oil change instead of a haircut.(thanks to casey and candice for the joke)
he is so hairy, bigfoot took his picture.
If you have any other jokes to say about chris, any at all, just send them to me at ctechss@cyberbeach.net.
feel free to check out my links.
www.pokemon.com
www.maxpages.com/smellythings
www.icq.com
www.cyberbeach.net/~ctechss
www.mail.yahoo.com
www.hotmail.com
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