These are the greatest chat up lines u will ever find on the net:
That suit/dress looks good on you, but it would look better on my bedroom floor.
If you are what you eat, I could be you by morning.
Was your dad a king for a day? He must have been to make a prince/princess like you.
I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands.
Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams. OR: I want to call your mother and thank her.
Is your daddy a thief? ["No."] Then how did he steal the sparkle of the stars and put it in your eyes? [Be ready with a snappy answer in case they say "yes"].
You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.
Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway.
The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?
My name's [your name]. That's so you know what to scream.
My name's [your name], but you can call me "loverboy".
Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns
[Look at his/her shirt label. When they say, "What are you doing?] Checking to see if you were made in heaven. OR: Checking to see if you're the right size.
All those curves, and me with no brakes.
If I told you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
Screw me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to kiss me?
I like every muscle in your body, especially mine.
[Grab his/her tush.] Pardon me, is this seat taken?
Is it hot in here or is it just you?
Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
How about you sit on my lap and we'll see what pops up?
Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?
[Tap your thigh] You just think this is my leg.
I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
I hope you know CPR, 'cause you take my breath away.
My face is leaving in fifteen minutes. Be on it.
You make me feel like a squirrel I want to pile my nuts up against you
Im a helicopter pilot! Do you want to ride my chopper
I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you.
If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon.
Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?
I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your Bed Rock.
I'm new in town, could I have directions to your house.
I love every bone in your body - especially mine.
You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
I lost my bed, can I borrow yours?
I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.
I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed Thrasher, have you seen one?
Was it love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
Am I dead, Angel? Cause this must be heaven!
Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?
Bond. James Bond.
That's a really nice smile you've got, shame that's not all you are wearing.
My lenses turn dark in the sunshine of your love.
Baby, you look better and better each day...and tonight, you look like tomorrow!
Can I borrow a quarter? [why?] Cuz I wanna call your mom and thank her!
Is it hot in here? Or is it just you?
I've had a pretty bad day, and it usually makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?
If I follow you home, will you keep me?
Hey, don't I know you? Yeah, you're the girl with the beautiful smile
Hi. I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often?
Baby, somebody better call God, cuz he's missing an angel!
Hi, my name is "Milk." I'll do your body good.
Excuse me, is that dress felt? Would you like it to be?
I didn't know that angels could fly so low!
Are you looking for Mr. Right, or Mr. Right Now?
I think I can die happy now, cause I've just seen a piece of heaven.
Do you have any Italian in you? Would you like some?
If I gave you a sexy negligee, would there be anything in it for me?
Hi, the voices in my head told me to come talk to you!
Do you sleep on your front? Do you mind if I do?
If you and I were squirrels, could I bust a nut in your hole
(Female at the copy machine) Reproducing, eh? Mind if I help?
That dress looks great on you...as a matter of fact, so would I.
Are you religious? Cause I'm the answer to all your prayers!
(With hands on shoulders) Oh, those are shoulder blades, I thought
they were wings.
Are you O.K.? Because heaven's a long fall from here.
You know, I never was to good at maths...like if I put you and I
together, I'd get 69.
You have pretty eyes. Of course they'd be better if they were
eyeing my pretty balls.
Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!
Are you lost ma'am? Because heaven's a long way from here.
Pardon me, is there a mirror in your pocket? Because I keep seeing myself in your pants.
Hey baby, wanna sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up!?
Would you like to have breakfast tomorrow? Should I nudge you or call you?
Were your parents Greek gods? Because it takes two gods to make a goddess.
You're so beautiful, I can't believe God didn't keep you for himself.
What time do you have to be back in heaven?
I would crawl naked in the cold rain, on broken glass, just to hear you speak over the telephone!
I think you're the light at the end of my tunnel.
I play the field, and it looks like I just hit a home run with you.
Quick call 999 you just stole my heart!
Is there a Rainbow, because you're the treasure I've been searching for.
Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.
Excuse me, I have spent all evening looking for a sexy girl, could I have your phone number so I can call her?
Give a rose to someone and say I wanted to show this rose how beautiful you are.
Can beaUty be spelt without U in in?
Hey baby you're so hot I had to turn off my smoke Detector.
You're so beautiful that I want to plant you and grow a whole crop of women just like you.
You remind me of a compass because I'd be lost without you.
Do you have any raisins? Well then how about a date?
Have you entered a beauty contest and they have said, 'Sorry no proffessionals'?
I forgot your name, can I just call you mine?
I'm sorry, I'm an artist and it's my job to stare at beautiful women.
If you left now, you'd just being running away with my heart. .
You know, you look a lot like my next girlfriend.
Somebody call the cops 'cause it's got to be illegal to look that good.
I saw your picture in the dictionary today...next to the word 'beautiful'.
Im a poastman and i can guarante i can delive a large package
What winks and is great in bed (wink) (wink)
(call her over using one finger) I made you come with one little finger imagine what I can do with my whole hand
Im a doctor....what's your appendix doing tonight? I'd love to take it out
Excuse me I don't normally talk to strange women in the street but I'm on my way to a confession and I'm a bit short of material
I'm like a quick drying cement once I have been laid it does not take me long to get hard
Hi I'm from wonderbra. we are conducting free spot checks to make sure our customers are wearing the correct size bras. Just breath out slowly once my hands are in place...
Ok thats it hope they aren't to crap some of them are pretty lame and some are qiute funny but thats all I could find
if ya can think of any others I don't have e-mail me or leave them in my guest book
Feel free to copy and paste the lines and read the in your own time
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