Here are just a few characteristics of ravers...
(check and see if u qualify)
1. Ravers can dance
2. Ravers can have a perfect and casual conversation with any one under the age of ten.
3. Ravers are the only teenagers who still wear pacifiers.
4. Ravers dress PHAT and choose their clothes by texture, color and size.
5. Ravers understand the art of a bathroom conversation.
6. Ravers are always ordering water, even at bars.
7. Ravers always consider every new place they go, a possible location for a party.
8. Ravers can always hear PHAT BEATS in their head without any music at all.
9. Ravers always point out the trippy visuals in life, when other people don't notice them.
10. Ravers always choose "E" on multiple choice question tests.
11. Ravers give the best hugs and massages.
12. Ravers have a one track mind..it goes bump, thump, tweet, thump.
13. Ravers never sit down at parties (X-ept 420 sessions)
14. Ravers can always spot ravers within a 100ft radius of themselves.
15. Ravers define the style of music they listen to as "some phat beats".
16. Ravers are friendly to everyone, even those they don't know.
17. Ravers know how to get phat party info off the web.
18. Ravers have the best hook-ups.
19. Ravers share speakers, and give off good vibes.
20. Ravers can never be classified as a "drunk bastard".
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