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Attention please this page hasnt gotten any new entries on it yet cause she has collected our journals i will have it back by monday and i promise i will show u her soments on my entries.  I Have decided to auction off my journal at the end of the school year Dear Diary Ive decided to keep a Diary of all my deepest darkest secrets.....Sike! These are just some of my english journal entries that r excedingly good. this one is called "what changes would i make if i were president?" From the start this was a bad idea, I knew when i heard this my response was gonna be fly. J:Me being your president is a safety hazzard. I wouldnt do jack Didly shit. I would proably get in troble for some stupid as thing, something along the lines of manogamy, which president bush inacted in 2001 (damn his family values) MY inagural speech would be warning daughters daddies about my bad habbits,bad behaviors, and uncontrollable harmones. I would allow the somking of GREEN in public and private places. I would allow 76 year olds to get high and drive race cars, whichever they prefer. My 27 year term would be total anarchy. I would legalize prostitution for all of those old whinny men. My right hand men would be frank and Andre, they are to avenge my death. I would overdose on nyquil, I was trying to sleep but my wife was really noisey next door with her mistress. Remember dont drink and drive when u can smoke and drive. One of my favorite entries out of all of them so far would proablly be "write a letter to some1 who will never see it" its not my favorite but its one of them. J:Dear Santa Claus, I never got my damned pony! I know where u live you can't run from me. I did all of my chores for a yearand I went to bed on time, do you know how hard that is to do when you get the playboy channel. That was a rip off. ALl i got was fruit cake,and im still missing my two front teeth. I hope you know i killed rudolph, and blitzen slept with mrs.claus. She like it a lot ( comet told me he was taping it). peace out old man. Cedric wiggins p.s. Mrs.clause found out about your bachelor party. She says you need to learn how to keep it in your pants and thart she has a male mistress his name is snuckems. Boy was that a great one! If you liked it you are in for a lot more of my writings, hope you enjoyed it. |
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