Date Rape
Let me tell you about a girl I know,
had a drink about a hour ago
Sitting in a corner by herself,
in a bar in downtown L.
She heard a noise and she looked through the door.
And saw a man she'd never seen before.
Light skin, light blue eyes, a double-chin and a plastic smile.
Well
her heart raced as he walked through the door
And took an empty seat next to her at the bar.
"My brand new car is parked right outside.
How'd ya like to go for a ride?"
And she said
"Wait a minute I have to think."
He said."That's fine. May I please buy you a drink"
One drink turned into 3 or 4
and they left and got into his car
and drove someplace real far.
Now babe the time has come.
How'd ya like to have a little fun?
And she said.
"If we could only please be on our way
I will not run."
That's when things got out of control.
She didn't want to, he had his way.
She said."Let's Go" He said."No Way!"
Come on babe it's your lucky day.
Shut your mouth, were gonna do it my way.
Come on baby don't be afraid,
if it wasn't for date rape I'd never get laid.
He finished up and he started the car
He turned around and drove back to the bar
He said."Now baby don't be sad,
in my opinion you weren't half-bad."
She picked up a rock.,threw it at the car,
hit him in the head ,now his got a big scar.
Come on party people won't you listen to me.
Date Rape Styley.
The next day she went to her drawer,
looked up her local attorney at law,
went to the phone and filed a police report
and then she took the guy's ass to court.
Well
the day he stood in front of the judge he screamed.
"She lies that little slut!"
The judge knew that he was full of shit
and he gave him 25 yrs
And now his heart is filled with tears.
That night in jail it was getting late.
He was butt-raped by a large inmate
and he screamed.
But the guards paid no attention to his cries.
That's when things got out of control.
The moral of the date rape story,
it does not pay when your drunk and horny.
But that's the way it had to be.
They locked him up and threw away the key
Well, I can't take pity on men of his kind,
even though he now takes it in the behind
Ruca
On the East side,
that's where I met my Ramona,
"I wanna go to a party,"
that's what she said,
"Lonely, that's what i've been,
here's my telephone number call me"
and to a party, a house party,
whole loop a people just rally 'round me
and love, she send a message of love
she said
"I love up the way you move, I love the way you rap"
(bo, bo)
Ramona please step back
now she's my Ruca, I'm barely waiting for my Heina.
She moved from Long Beach down to L.A.
Right now she's selling oranges by the freeway.
I wanna know, Ramona am I the only one? tell me
and she said-
"Your not the only one, but your the best, Bradley"
(bo,bo)
and now I'm waiting for my Ruca
and I barely pulled up with my Heina
I know tonight I'll be behind her
Don't fuck around with my Heina
40 oz to Freedom
You got your hair permed,
you got your red dress on,
screamin' that second gear was such a turn-on.
and the fog forming on my window
tells me that the mornings here
and you'll be gone before too long...
Who taught you those new tricks?
Damn, I shouldn't start that talk...
but life is one big question when your starin' at the clock.
...and the answers always waiting at the liqour store 40oz to freedom
so I take that walk
And I know that
ooohhh.... I'm not goin' back
ohhh, not going back
ohh, God knows, I'm not going back
oooohhhh, not goin'
(Hey man, anyone wanna make a run down to am/pm with me? It's like quarter-to right now bro. shit, can you like, loan me like, a buck or two dude? Jai said he was gonna be here around 2:00 I havn't even seen him. just totally broke, man owes me twenty bucks man. get over it, fuck, sorry! I'm not dealin' with that fuckin chince no more. take those bottles back Eric?)
And you look so fine
when you lie, it just don't show
but I know which way the wind blows
A 40oz to freedom is the only chance I have
to feel good even though i feel bad
And I know that
ooohhh.... I'm not goin' back
Ohh, I'm not goin' back
Ohh, God knows, I'm not going back
Ohhh, I'm...not goin'
ooohhh....I'm not goin' back
Ohh, I'm not goin' back
Ohh, God knows, I'm not going back
Ohhh, I'm...not goin'
I got a whole one left in the freezer
Smoke two Joints
(she was living in a single room with three other individuals. one of them was a male and the other two, well, the other two were females. God only know what they were up to in there. and furthermore Susan, I wouldn't be the least bit surprised to learn that all four of them habitually smoke marijuana cigarettes... reefers)
I smoke two joints in the morning.
I smoke two joints at night.
I smoke two joints in the afternoon, it makes me feel alright
I smoke two joints in time of peace, and two in time of war
I smoke two joints before I smoke two joints,
and then I smoke two more
smoked cigarettes 'til the day she died
toke a big spliff of some good sensimillia
smoked cigarettes 'til the day she died
toke a big spliff of some good sensamill..."
"Easy-E were ya ever caught slippin'?" "hell no!"
Daddy he once told me "son you be hard workin' man"
and Momma she once told me "son you do the best you can"
but, then one day I met a man who came to me and said
"hard work good, and hard work fine but first take care of Head"
(guitar solo)
whoa, rock me tonight,
whoa-oh, Jah sake,
whoa-ohh
Badfish
how's it goin dude? Hey man what's up? tell Todd he can turn the radio back on
When you grab ahold of me,
you tell me that I'll never be set free.
but I'm a parasite,
creep and crawl I step into the night.
Two pints of booze.
Tell me are you a badfish too?
(are you a badfish too?)
Ain't got no money to spend.
I hope the night would never end.
Lord knows I'm weak.
Won't somebody get get me off this reef?
Baby your a big blue whale
grab the reef when all duck divin' fails
I swim, but I wish I never learned,
the water's too polluted with germs.
I dive deep when it's ten feet over head.
grab the reef underneath my bed.
(underneath my bed)
Ain't got no quarrels with God,
ain't got no time to grow old.
Lord knows I'm weak,
won't somebody get me off this reef?
I gotta go dude
Get out
"It's 8:05, this is Phillis in the office. The cat is out on the patio. If this happens 1 more time, your butts are in the street. I am sick and tired of your activities, and your cat, and your untruths with me. I'm going to call you tomorrow, when your home, and you better explain a lot of things to me because I'm sick and tired of your bull-shit. Good night."
My place, is not a home.
It don't make no difference, but I have found
that I need a place to stay
I never listen what the landlord man say
You should have seen all the flops in my house
They was jumping on walls and kicking ceilings
Nowadays people listen to me,
when I say...'GET OUT!'
Hold me, and don't let go
it don't make no difference that your a ho
Because I need a place to stay
although disease was just the price I paid
In days of old thats how it used to be, oh yes indeed.
That girl is dead to me now, and I sing...'GET OUT!'
(scratchin')
1,2,3,4
lemme bust a freestlye then (NWA)
fuck you man (Scarface)
I gotta bone to pick (Geto Boys)
So sit, don't trip,
Im cuttin hits like Bert Susanka's got the shrimp dip.
I get it, get it, get it, get it, all the time
the people want to know the meaning of the word Sublime,
it's anarchist, man it's the shit you missed,
we get the minute man loops and add a PEN1 twist,
cuz we know you love the pit ,
but this is the shit, that you put in the box And say damn it's a hit,
and to all the radios and the tv shows
cause we don't kiss no ass or kick down free shows,
what you get is the kind, no gank, no cess,
when yellow lover on the d-r-u-m-s
Well let the lovin take a hold over me,
Let the lovin take a hold over me,
(Follow me Long Beach Posse)
Cause all I see is your fussin' and fightin'
1992 so lets all start uniting
Put your hands together be the best you can be
Let this jam take us to 1993
to stay positive,
the love will come back to me.
DJS
Tellin' you right now,
soon there will nothing to plow,
soon there'll be nothin' natural,
and everything will be artificial.
In the future I say, In the future I say, in the future I say
*Those lyrics were added after 40oz. was recorded and can be found on almost all live Sublime recordings.
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All of the d.j.s surely have taken a lesson
start talking trash and I'll come with my Smith and Wesson
A little competition comes my way (billy bye)
but it always winds up the same
but "the stone that the builder refused,
shall be the head corner stone"
ah, but there
ain't nothin' wrong
ain't nothin' right
and still I sit and lie awake at night
oh, all of the d.j.s surely have taken a lesson
try talkin' trash and I'll come with my Smith and Wesson
enough d.j.s come with enough, enough stylee
but when I bust my lyrics we all know it's wicked and wiley
ain't nothin' wrong
ain't nothin' right
and still I sit and lie awake at night
oh, You better strapped with your gat if you wan' walk with me
I bound to come down with the new stylee
rockin' rubadub known as reggae music
gonna come down with the new lyrics
'cuz it just ain't no thing
oh, I said it's been a real long time
oh, but there
ain't nothin' wrong
ain't nothin' right
and still I sit and lie awake all night,
oh yea,
oh yeah Rubadub blender
a new mixer, go,
I am the one DJ with enough flava ,it go
here I go, here I'm come, heara the dubbed down d.j.
lord have this grilled cheese
I mean ah, I am Jamican but I ain't no freak
I caught the man Ino with a ten pound bag of tweak
("ha ha ha-tweaking") -(Eazy E - "damn.")
hold on, though we call it ghost rider
every time we see them you fulfill the danger
ain't nothin' wrong
ain't nothin' right
and still I sit and lie awake all night,
oh, oh yea
dreddy got a job to do,
and we might fulfill the mision
to see his pain would be his greatest ambition
but ah, we will survive in this world of compition
using guns and our ammunition
bo,bo,bo,bo,bo,bo,bo
go,go,go,go,go,go,go,go,go,go,go,go
I won't wait so long mm,
i said I won't wait so long for you
oh, oh, yeah mmm ooh oh
hard to get so much
hmm, stop your messin' around
ah ah ah ah better think of your future
ah ah ah ah time you straighten right out
ah ah ah ah or you'll wind up in jail
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