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| Here are some silly poems I found searching around the web a couple of months ago. You can also find these on another cool webpage, www.maxpages.com/meow!!!!! |
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| Welcome to Arkansas Many, many years ago, When I was 23 I got married to a widow Pretty as could be This widow had a grown-up daughter With flowing hair of red My father fell in love with her And soon the two were wed This made my dad my son-in-law And changed my very life Now my daughter was my mother For she was my fathers wife To complicate the matters worse Although it brought me joy I soon became a father Of a bouncing baby boy My little baby then became A brother-in-law to dad And so became my uncle Though it made me very sad For if he was my uncle Then that also made him brother To the widows grown up daughter Who, of course was my stepmother Fathers wife then had a son Who kept them on the run And he became my grandson For he was my daughters son My wife is now my mothers mother And it makes me blue Because, although she is my wife, She's my grandma too. If my wife is my grandmother Then I am her grandchild And everytime I think of it It simply drives me wild For now I have become The strangest case you ever saw As the husband of my granmother I am my own Grandpa! -------------------------------------------------------------- Homework-What's the Point? I know that school is necessary If I am to succeed Without it we would be all bums on this we are agreed But after slaving all day long At my learning task I'd like a little rest at home Is that too much to ask? Apparently so, for late at night I work with eyes of glass Just to hear "Your works not done." And "Do not sleep in class!" I got 8 teachers, all of which Demand priority C'mon students, lets rise up! We are the majority Just one class would adequately Fill up all my time But with this much stress, all I can do Is sit around and rhyme There's not a teacher on this Earth Who understands my plight Their proctors grade their papers While they party through the night So what’s the point of homework I think I will rebel Goodbye happy future! My grades have gone to hell! ---------------------------------------------------------- SUGAR I really like sugar It's better than a buggar Very, Very, Very sweet Without it, I am not complete I've tasted bad imitations like Equal and Sweet & Low When I eat pure sugar It makes me go, go, go! I like to take sugar When I'm really lazy And when I take sugar I run around like crazy!!! Everyone, Everyone, Everyone I recommend a lot of sugar Whether your name is Sam Berrybun or even Daniel Lugar ------------------------------------------------------------- The OJ Trial as Told by Dr. Suess I did not kill my lovely wife I did not slash her with a knife I did not bonk her on the head I did now know that she was dead I stayed at home that fateful night I took a cab, then took a flight The bag I had was just for me By bag! My bag! Hey, leave it be When I came home I had a gash My hand was cut from broken glass I cut my hand on broken glass A broken glass did cause the gash I have nothing yet to hide My friend, he took me for a ride Did you take this person's life? Did you slash her with a knife? I did not do it with a knife I did not, could not, kill my wife I did not do this awful crime I could not, would not anytime Did you hit her from above? Did you drop the bloody glove? I did not hit her from above I can not even wear that glove. I did not do it with a knife I did not, could not kill my wife I did not do this awful crime I could not, would not anytime And now I'm free, I can return To my house for which I yearn And to my family, whom I love Hey now I'm free...Give me back my glove!! |
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