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| Old and new concerns for people of the baby boom generation. Here are the Honorable Mentions; Then: Long hair. Now: Longing for hair. Then: Keg Now: EKG. Then: Acid rock Now: Acid reflux. Then: Moving to California because it's cool. Now: Moving to California because it's hot. Then: You're growing pot. Now: Your growing pot. Then: Watching John Glenn's historic flight with your parents. Now: Watching John Glenn's historic flight with your kids. Then: Trying to look like Marlon Brando or Elizabeth Taylor. Now: Trying not to look like Marlon Brando or Elizabeth Taylor. Then: Seeds and stems. Now: Roughage. Then: Popping pills, smoking joints. Now: Popping joints. Then: Our president's struggle with Fidel. Now: Our president's struggle with fidelity. And the Winners are: Fifth Runner-up Then: Paar. Now: AARP. Fourth Runner-up Then: Being caught with Hustler magazine. Now: Being caught by Hustler magazine. Third Runner-up Then: Killer weed. Now: Weed killer. Second Runner-up Then: Hoping for a BMW. Now: Hoping for a BM. First Runner-up Then: The Grateful Dead. Now: Dr. Kevorkian. And the winner: Then: Getting out to a new, hip joint. Now: Getting a new hip joint. HOW DOES THIS JOKE RATE? Do you give it a 5, 4, 3, 2, or a 1? |
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