A lawyor, a fireman, and a police officer are on their way to a big city convention when their car brakes down. They travel along and come to a farm house. The farmer who lives there says that they can stay, but they only have two bed rooms. The fire man, eager for sleep, says that he'll sleep in the barn. Fifteen minutes later, the fireman comes and raps on the door. He complains, "The cow reminds me too much of Ms. Haverty's cow that caused the fire to her barn back in '79. I can't sleep in there."
The police officer agrees to sleep in the barn. Fifteen minutes later, the police officer raps on the door. He complains, "I can't sleep in there because of the chickens. I shot one accidently and it's always followed me."
The lawyor needed sleep, so he grudgingly decided to go and sleep in the barn. Fifteen minutes later, a rap on the door sounded. The police officer and the fireman answered the door, and there stood the annoyed cows and chickens, begging for a new room.
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