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| The FDA is considering additional warnings on beer and alcohol packaging, such as: 1. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not. 2. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like an a_ _hole. 3. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the same boring story over and over again until your friends want to CRACK YOUR HEAD OPEN. 4. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to thay shings like thish. 5. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at 4 in the morning. 6. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the heck happened to your pants. 7. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the morning and see something really scary (whose species and or name you can't remember). 8. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burns on the forehead. 9. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, more handsome and smarter than some really, really big guy named Chuck. 10. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are invisible. 11. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you. 12. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause a flux in the time-space continuum, whereby small (and sometimes large) gaps of time may seem to disappear. 13. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may actually CAUSE pregnancy. |
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