An Aggie is driving along in his cars when a group of gangsters pull him over. They throw him out of the car and put him in the middle of a circle. They say that if he takes one step out of the circle, they'll kill him. So they're stripping his car, beating his girlfriend, and doing everything horrible that they can imagine to this guy. But he's cracking up! The leader says, "We're doing everything horrible that we can image to you and you're laughing. Why?"
"I stepped out of the circle three times and you haven't killed me yet!"
HOW DOES THIS JOKE MEASURE UP?
Do you give it a: 5, 4, 3, 2, or a 1? |
