A man is walking along a beach and he finds a lamp. He rubs the side of it and a genie pops out. The genie tells him that he'll grant the man three wishes. The man thinks, and promptly asks for a Ferrari. Being a popular wish, the genie immediately pops out a Ferrari.
The man thinks again, and says he wants to be as rich as Bill Gates. No, twice as rich! So the genie looks through a few magazines and sees who Bill Gates is, and quickly makes the wish.
The man thinks, but he can't decide what to do next. With all the money he'll get as many women as he wants... so nothing else seems to be worthy of making a wish over. The man says, "I can't decide." So the genie says, "Okay, then. Just put me in the trunk and trunk and when you decide, just say the wish."
The man is happy and puts the genie in the trunk. As he drives along, he is so elated that he begins to sing an annoying song that his child had stuck in his head an hour before, "Oh.... I wish I was an Oscar Meyer Weiner...."
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